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Like [[sex toys|shoving things]] up his arse, [[Alcohol]] was something that Chris used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect.
 
==Past==
 
He considered alcohol a "slow-acting poison" in his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] video. Alcohol is also mentioned in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes). Possessing or drinking alcohol is also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and can lead to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison.
 
==Discovery==
 
Despite this, a [[Chris's Big Night Out|video]] of Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]] on June 12, [[2009]] perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of <del>possibly achieving [[china|pussy]] </del> being around a female arise. Also, as of June 23rd, Chris has started to drink alcohol daily.
 
==Hypocrisy==
 
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only [[CWC Cola]], a cola made with Chris's [[semen|secret ingredient]] that would <s>taste better</s> '''be fit for human consumption''' if only it had a little rum or whiskey in it.
 
In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video he announced that the prohibition had been repealed.
 
==Chandler family and alcohol==
 
It is interesting to note that [[Cole Smithey]] mentions that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] [[:Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG|met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers]].
 
The Chandler family has a(n unsuprising) history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn  "drank heavily and had a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref>
 
==See Also==
*[[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]
*[[4-cent garbage.com]], where the workers often drink [[reeb]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]], where the CWCville crime is mentioned
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], where he gives [[Fail|"advice"]] on the subject
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==Sources==
 
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[[Category: Social life]]

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