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Like [[sex toys|shoving things]] up his arse, [[alcohol]] was something that [[Chris]] used to preach against until he tried it and discovered he loved the pleasant effect.
#REDIRECT [[Chris and drugs#Alcohol]]
 
==Past==
 
He considered alcohol a "slow-acting poison" in his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] video. Alcohol is also mentioned in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], where in line 309, he mentions that he would not go to a singles bar because of it (and cigarettes).
 
==Discovery==
 
Despite this, a [[Chris's Big Night Out|video]] of Chris drinking a [[Long Island Iced Tea]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]] on June 12, [[2009]] perhaps showing us Chris will be willing to throw all his principles out the window when chances of <del>possibly achieving [[china|pussy]]</del> being around a female arise. Also, as of June 23rd, Chris has started to drink alcohol daily.
 
==Hypocrisy==
[[Image:Sonichurosey.png|thumb|Ever since getting married to [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]] finds that Reeb helps dull the pain.]]
The citizens of CWCville themselves, however, are forced to consume only [[CWC Cola]], a cola made with Chris's [[semen|secret ingredient]] that would <s>taste better</s> '''be fit for human consumption''' if only it had a little rum or whiskey in it.
 
In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video he announced that the prohibition had been repealed. Hopefully this will curb the bootlegging mafioso who held the city in a grip of pleasant distraction from the horrors of being ruled by Christian Weston Chandler.
 
==Chandler family and alcohol==
 
It is interesting to note that [[Cole Smithey]] mentions that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] [[:Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG|met at a bar and acted like a couple of drunken losers]].
 
The Chandler family has a(n unsuprising) history with alcohol. Chris's maternal great-grandfather, Robert Pettis Wynn  "drank heavily and had a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] during the time he was married. Family stories say he failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children ...there are others who say he was a moonshiner."<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html</ref>
 
==In the comic==
[[Image:Reeb.jpg|thumb|right|REEB is a proud sponsor of [[Kick the Autistic]].]]
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|left|A worker at 4-Cent_Garbage downing a relaxing can of Reeb.]]
In [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] Chris refers to all mentions of beer as "Reeb". <br>At first glance this seems odd until you realize Chris still thinks Sonichu is targeted towards children and so he feels he must censor any mention of alcohol in the comic. This is a common theme in English-translated anime shows such as [[Dragon Ball Z]] and [[Pokemon]].
 
Possessing or drinking alcohol is also one of the worst crimes to commit in [[CWCville]], and can lead to a $1500 fine or 10 years in prison (the fact that Chris thinks that 10 years in prison and a $1500 fine are interchangeable is indicative of his broader attitude towards [[money]])
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*The drink of choice for the drunkards at 4-cent_garbage.com.
 
*It is also "Beer" spelt backwards.  Nice going [[Chris]].
 
 
 
==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]
*[[4-cent garbage.com]], where the workers often drink [[reeb]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]], where the CWCville crime is mentioned
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], where he gives [[Fail|"advice"]] on the subject
 
[[Category: Social life]]

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