User:ChanOfTartary

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

I had discovered Chris-chan in February 2018 from Fredrik Knudsen's instalment on Down the Rabbit Hole, and have been fascinated ever since. I have no Kiwi Farms account. The Chinese text below, translated by a Taiwanese friend, is intended solely to keep away the Chinese spambots that have, until recently, prevented new users from registering at all. My username alludes to Robert Browning's retelling of the Pied Piper of Hamelin.

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民主是一項人權 ~ 西藏被共產黨人非法佔領。 ~ 台灣值得自由 ~ 維吾爾人應該享有自決權

(For transparency's sake, in order: Democracy is a human right; Tibet was illegally occupied by the Communists; Taiwan deserves her freedom; Uyghurs deserve the right to self-determination.)