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(Chris returned on 14 not 15 September)
 
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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-->[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|


'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] •  [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]].
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST LIVESTREAM
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'.
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*'''10 September''' - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) [[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|'''laments''']] the loss of his friends in the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also [[Chris and reality|alleges]] that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in [[Jacob Sockness|California]], yet Chris's own body remains safely in [[Ruckersville]]. 
*'''7 September''' - [[Jacob Sockness]] '''[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app forges]''' a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]] on [[Reddit]], asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and [[homos|marry]] for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/ affirms]''' through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
*'''6 September''' - [[Barb]] takes the '''[[Dodge Caravan]]''' for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris [[beg]]s for the money, asking [[fans]] to give the money through business associate [[Jacob Sockness]].
*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. -->
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
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''Record Streak: 233 days''


  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
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-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}''' days ago.</center>
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST "REDEMPTION"
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-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.
* '''21 March'''
**Chris '''[[March 2026 social media posts#Demanding Blue Heart name change|begins spamming demands]]''' to a Twitter account promoting ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name.
**Chris '''[[Reddit#Yo (21 March 2026)|attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu]]''' in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down.
* '''19 March''' - ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[CPU Red Heart]], superseding Chris's [[OC]]s of those characters. '''[[March 2026 social media posts#New Neptunia Unlimited game|In response]]''', Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game.
* '''18 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[C-Log 03182026]]'''.
* '''6 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]'''.
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>
 
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 20:18, 29 March 2026

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It is currently March 2026. It has been...
10
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
3
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

13
 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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