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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''23 November''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]'''.
*'''16 November''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Ultra_Sonichu|Ultra Sonichu]]''' to [[Cwclight]].
*'''11 November'''
**Chris '''[[Cwclight#NEW Official Rosechu Medallion, Handmade by CWC|announces]]''' a Rosechu medallion for sale.
**Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Blake_Sonichu|Blake Sonichu]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#A_few_previously_unanswered_questions|A few previously unanswered questions]]''' to [[Cwclight]].
*'''9 November''' - After a few days of posting on social media site [[Bluesky]], Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Bluesky|announces]]''' on [[Twitter]] that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
*'''6 November''' - [[OfficialCWCmart]] is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of '''[[Chaos Crystal Control]]''', "Portal Workings" from the '''[[2021 Lost Commissions]]''', and "I Had Returned Home" from '''[[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art]]'''.
* '''5 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted|casts his vote]]''' in the 2024 election, then records a '''[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024|livestream]]''' reacting to the results.
* '''4 November'''
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder|implies]]''' that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement|announces]]''' a livestream for 5 November on the election results.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 November''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Role-play coping|Role-play coping]] from [[August 2020]]
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]


'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] •  [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''25 September''' - Sockness '''[https://archive.fo/vS8ac proclaims on Reddit]''' that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person.
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*'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].'''
*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]].
*'''13 September''' - While telling a [[Soft Exile|brony on Twitter]] to believe his own [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]] is a [[Chris and reality|real, independent being]], [[Magi-chan]] describes [[Borb]] [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-13-brony-calls-chris-out-on-rping-chris-doubles-down.61081/ '''as being his waifu'''], with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] in particular being his '[[Incest|Guilty Pleasure]]'.
*'''10 September''' - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) [[September 2019 social media posts#Longing to revive the Teen Troon Saga|'''laments''']] the loss of his friends in the [[Teen Troon Squad]] and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also [[Chris and reality|alleges]] that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in [[Jacob Sockness|California]], yet Chris's own body remains safely in [[Ruckersville]]. 
*'''7 September''' - [[Jacob Sockness]] '''[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app forges]''' a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]] on [[Reddit]], asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and [[homos|marry]] for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/ affirms]''' through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
*'''6 September''' - [[Barb]] takes the '''[[Dodge Caravan]]''' for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris [[beg]]s for the money, asking [[fans]] to give the money through business associate [[Jacob Sockness]].
 
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
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Latest revision as of 10:53, 24 November 2024

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
23
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.