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(Phrasing can still be more succinct, and Hirschberg is a woman.)
 
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[February 2020]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings (2026)#Target|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
-->2026-1-29 12:00:00<!--
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
-->[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A|


'''Ongoing''': [[Financhu Crisis]] • [[Dungeons and Dragons]]
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*'''1 February''' - Ignoring his mounting [[debt]]s, '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|Chris begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of [[Pokémon]] Shield for his birthday.
  DATE AND TIME OF MOST LIVESTREAM
*'''30 January''' - Chris unveils his in-progress '''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''' character sheet.
-->2026-1-05 18:00:00<!--
*'''30 January''' - Two creditors sue Chris for '''[[debt]]''', bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases into the double digits and confirming that [[Aly Hirschberg]], his most generous donor, has been wasting her [[monthly tugboat|money]] trying to stabilise their finances.
*'''29 January''' - '''[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|Ben Saint]]''' returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a [[conventions|convention]].
*'''26 January''' - An ''anonymous'' envelope containing a drawing of a [[creepy stare]] arrives in '''[[The End Games]]''''s mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.
*'''23 January''' - '''[[The End Games]]''' reaffirms that Chris is not welcome in their shop by blocking his Twitter account, to which Chris whines that they are not inclusive and that their reputation has been sullied by banning him.
*'''17 January''' - On Twitter, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-17-chris-demands-to-be-unbanned-from-end-games-in-order-to-learn-d-d.65314/ insists]''' he be unbanned from [[The End Games]] to learn how to play ''Dungeons and Dragons'' for him to complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[February 2020 social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
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''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''4 February'''
**Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]'''.
**Chris joins '''[[Ko-fi]]'''.
**Chris '''[[February 2026 social media posts#Talking dragons with MKRNightVee|replies]]''' to one of [[MKRNightVee]]'s tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years.
**Chris joins '''[[Cameo]]'''.
* '''2 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]'''.
* '''31 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]'''.
* '''30 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]]'''.
* '''29 January''' - Chris [[Sightings (2026)#Target|'''is spotted''']] at a Target.
* '''28 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2]]'''.
* '''26 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing]]'''.


  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>
-->[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb|'''


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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''20 December''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C. Part 1]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''12 November''' - [[Power]] "special thanks" document from [[April 2009]].


  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
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-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.</center>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 18:32, 4 February 2026

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It is currently February 2026. It has been...
6
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
30
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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