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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|<!---
  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings_(2024)#Walmart_(September)|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
-->2024-09-01 18:00:00<!--
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''27 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 2|the second part]]''' to his Minecraft Cubepy build project.
*'''24 September''' - Chris breaks his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] hiatus by '''[[AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan#Din_Låt|uploading his take on Din Låt]]''', a Swedish song.
*'''20 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[Introducing Cwclight - My new website]]''' to YouTube, announcing his brand new website [[Cwclight]].
*'''18 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 1|the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project]]'''.
*'''16 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and_more|Sonichus, Rosechus, and more]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Jesus_Christ_Chan_Sonichu_Prime|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' to Cwclight.
*'''14 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[JCWCSP First Minecraft TRICKY TRIALS|a Minecraft Let's Play]]''' onto YouTube.
*'''12 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Welcome_to_Cwclight|Welcome to Cwclight]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Rules_on_Comments|Rules on Comments]]''', his first two blogs on Cwclight.


'''Ongoing''': [[Dimensional Merge]], [[Watchmen]]
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


* '''25 February''' - News about [[MLP]] G5 is released. Chris '''[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 deity-level awful idea|briefly continues his  Sonichu role-play in response]]''', opposing the news, then  '''[[February 2021 social media posts#Chris comes back from being possessed by Sonichu|stops the role-play and resumes identifying as Chris again]]''' to warn that the [[Dimensional Merge]] is ongoing and doubles down on opposing the new MLP cartoon.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
*'''24 February''' - '''[[Chris's birthday]]''' - he turns 39 years old.
*'''13 February''' - '''[[Thinking with Portals]]''', a set of messages between the [[Watchmen]], Chris, and [[Praetor]], is released. In it, the parties argued over the taser situation, and Chris described more of his delusional [[Meditation|daydreams]] on his magical "origin story" and [[Dimensional Merge]] lore.
*'''8 February''' - The '''[[Taser Discussion]]''' audio file is leaked by a [[Watchman]].
*'''5 February''' - Chris '''[[February 2021 Watchmen leaks|plans to use a taser]]''' to stun his [[magic stones]] to attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].
*'''4 February''' - '''[[The Vaughn Interlude]]''', a set of messages between the [[Watchmen]] and Chris, is released, giving context to [[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn]]'s manipulation of Chris.
*'''4 February''' - At [[Null]]'s request, Chris '''[[:File:CWCCoinPose.jpg|poses for a photo]]''' to be used in a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]]'s merch run.


 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
-->[[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)|'''
 
{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
-->2020-09-30 18:00:0<!--
 
-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.</center>
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 12:08, 27 September 2024

CWCki News.png
It is currently September 2024. It has been...
26
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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