Toys for Tots

Toys for Tots is a set of short video clips uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 13 December 2023. Note that the videos were uploaded in reverse order, with Part 2 posted first, followed by Part 1.

Part One

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[Chris is in the driver's seat of his car.]

Hey everybody, Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right at this present moment I'm just doin' this really short 'n brief, but I am in a... authorized location where they do accept donations on this lovely day of... [checks the date] December 13, 2023. Toys for Tots. And... look, I have some toys to donate.

[He pans his phone camera to the passenger seat, showing several bags of toys, all of them the type Chris would buy for himself.]

Go ahead have a look, these are all the toys I'm donating today. That's gonna go out to a few lucky kids this holiday season. And also just to put this out there, seriously- [shakes head, dramatically shifts his glasses to the top of his head] I'm not Bigfoot, I'm not Sasquatch, I'm not anything that needs to be photographed every single time you see me. Just... No. Especially, I mean obviously, don' need it at Walmart, don' need it place-

[The video abruptly ends.]

Part Two

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[The video picks up mid-sentence, a little before the end of Part 1.]

-tographed every single time you see me. Just... No. Especially, I mean obviously, don' need it at Walmart, don' need it places where photography inside that location is not allowed. I mean shoopie-doop. Have I actually... turned that in to that particular store location, where the indoor photography was not allowed, they act-us-said- they asked us- that sherber-

[Waves his hand, trying to get the words out.]

-security cameras and everything? Yeah. Even in the parking lot. Just. Just still. Just... [Shakes his head disapprovingly.] Don't do that, you really wanted to- if you really do wanna interact with me, just, say- [waves] -hi. Wave, say hi. That's how it's done, that's all it's simple. Y'know i- just pleasantries, don't be distant from me. Come on people. Come on individuals. [untelligible] Allright. Y'all have a good day. [Points at camera.] Feliz Navidad!

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