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{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with choice Fan Artists.|~Cwcipedia DA journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures}}
The '''Hooker incident''' was an act of trolling in which [[Bryan Bash]] sent a gaggle of hookers to [[house|14 Branchland Court]] so [[Chris]] would no longer need to be a [[virgin with rage]].


'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators.  
==Background==
After Chris's failed date with [[Emily]] gets ambushed by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris comes home only to find that a mysterious benefactor has provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him with his whole "Virgin with Rage" problem.


In the [[trolling]] world, deviantArt is notoriously known as a den for [[Sonic]] [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member under these accounts:
==Result==
Chris literally started crying and his parents called the [[police]]. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but [[Clyde Cash]] should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.


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==Aftermath==
* [http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] &mdash; banned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he has no idea why he was banned. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* [http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] &mdash; registered some time before [[CWCipedia]]'s downtime, and Chris used it as his primary breathing hole over the long outage. The account was banned in 28 [[August 2009]] for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode 20]] &mdash; it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).


As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website; deviantART doesn't call itself an "art community" for no reason. Chris used deviantART only to post his works and fan art (without attribution); deviantART ''would'' have made it relatively painless to truly interact with his "[[fans]]." Chris, however, thinks that "interaction" means ''he'' posts his original and true creations and ''others'' stay put. In other words, he thinks deviantART is a place to dump images, and the whole "community" aspect is just too grandiose to comprehend.
Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after [[Emily#Post-date_conversation_transcript|Emily's post-date conversation]].


One of the big strengths of deviantART is that people can comment on the pictures, and allowing comments to be posted is one of the unwritten common-sense rules of the site. Having comments disabled or seeing a bunch of "Hidden by owner" entries is often a sign of an artist with community relations issues (read: "soon to be featured in [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]"). Chris systematically disabled comments in all of his submissions, possibly because he knows that nothing good could come out of it, but also possibly because this is his idea of keeping in touch with his fans.
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' [''fake-sounding accent''] This call is being recorded. [''phone ringing'']</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, hello?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Uh, who is this?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' It's Clyde.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh. [''unintelligible'']</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some ''fine'' ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Sex is not true love, Chris.</font>
<br>[''Chris talking in the background, indistinct'']
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' Yeah, you still there, Clyde?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Yeah.</font>
<br><font color="#4682B4">'''Chris:''' [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] prompting him, indistinct''] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I don't know who you think you are.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Hello?</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' I said I don't know who you think you are.</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?</font>
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Chris, your voice changed.</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' [''overlapping''] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Is your refrigerator running?</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Back off!</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' Uoahh!</font>
<br><font color="#7D26CD">'''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!</font>
<br><font color="#213D30">'''Brian Bash:''' No, [''unintelligible''] Use the Poké Flute, quick!</font> ''(Note: the [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Poké_Flute Poké Flute] is an item used in ''[[Pokémon]]'' games to wake up a [[Snorlax]])
<br><font color="#009900">'''Clyde:''' Okay! [inarticulate yell]</font>


In CWCipedia's [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Communities Communities] page, Chris lists [http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] as an officially sanctioned [[Sonichu]] dA community. All signs point out that the community is ''most certainly'' run by the [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] ''*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore*''.


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Revision as of 20:45, 30 September 2010

The Hooker incident was an act of trolling in which Bryan Bash sent a gaggle of hookers to 14 Branchland Court so Chris would no longer need to be a virgin with rage.

Background

After Chris's failed date with Emily gets ambushed by the Man in the Pickle Suit, Chris comes home only to find that a mysterious benefactor has provided him with a group of "escorts" to help him with his whole "Virgin with Rage" problem.

Result

Chris literally started crying and his parents called the police. During his phone conversation with Emily, who else but Clyde Cash should show up and claim responsibility for the whole incident.

Aftermath

Clyde took the fall for it in this phone call, right after Emily's post-date conversation.


Clyde: [fake-sounding accent] This call is being recorded. [phone ringing]
Chris: Uh, hello?
Clyde: Hey, Chris. It’s me. Clyde. You seemed a little hasty at the end, there. I just want to talk to you.
Chris: Uh, who is this?
Clyde: It's Clyde.
Chris: Oh. [unintelligible]
Clyde: You want to say ‘hi’ to Emily? She’s still here. Anyway, I just wondered, like, uh… I was trying to help you with your virgin problem, and I sent over some fine ladies over to your house. How--how’d that work out for you?
Chris: Oh, so you were the one who sent them over, huh? Well, for your information, uh, my family, uh, was very uncomfortable with them being--being sent over, and, uh, they re—and they reported them to the police, and they got turned in, and, uh… Yeah, we did not appreciate that.
Clyde: Uh, Chris, you claim to be a virgin with rage all the time. I’m trying to help you, man.
Chris: Yeah, well, sending over prostitutes is not exactly the way of helping somebody find true love.
Clyde: Sex is not true love, Chris.
[Chris talking in the background, indistinct]
Chris: Yeah, you still there, Clyde?
Clyde: Yeah.
Chris: [Barbara prompting him, indistinct] Yeah, keep your nose out of our business, Clyde.
Clyde: Look, I worry for your family and everybody, okay? I’m trying to look out for the best of you, Chris. There are much more evil men in this world.
Barbara: I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Hello?
Barbara: I said I don't know who you think you are.
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: But I’m telling you to both—uh—uh—t-to cease bothering us, okay?
Clyde: Chris, your voice changed.
Barbara: [overlapping] Otherwise, yer butt’s gonna be in trouble. Yer butt’s gonna be in trouble.
Brian Bash: Is your refrigerator running?
Barbara: Back off!
Brian Bash: Uoahh!
Barbara: Don't call us anymore. Goodbye!
Brian Bash: No, [unintelligible] Use the Poké Flute, quick! (Note: the Poké Flute is an item used in Pokémon games to wake up a Snorlax)
Clyde: Okay! [inarticulate yell]

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