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[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|200px|left|And so it begins...]]
[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|200px|left|And so it begins...]]


Adam Stackhouse was the eventual winner of the infamous "PaRappa the Rapper PSP Contest" that Christian felt should have won and thus harboured a grudge against him.
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat bizarre taste in fashion. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on shit from Playstation Network, action figures, and [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy about his clothes shopping. He exclusively shops for clothes at Salvation Army and Goodwill, and therefore the only clothes he owns are clown shirts donated from the circus and shirts he obtained from horse jockeys he killed with his own hands.
 
In order to win, Chris had orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a PSP for his then love interest Megan, but also claim the prize of an all expenses paid trip for two to the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo, which he had hoped to also bring Megan on and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room and losing his "virgin with rage" moniker once and for all.  


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Revision as of 12:39, 29 April 2009

And so it begins...

Christian Weston Chandler has a somewhat bizarre taste in fashion. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on shit from Playstation Network, action figures, and sex dolls, Chris is very stingy about his clothes shopping. He exclusively shops for clothes at Salvation Army and Goodwill, and therefore the only clothes he owns are clown shirts donated from the circus and shirts he obtained from horse jockeys he killed with his own hands.

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