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The Sonic Totem is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. There is currently no explanation as to why it exists, or how. | The Sonic Totem is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. There is currently no explanation as to why it exists, or how. | ||
Historically, the word totem derives from the Algonquian (most likely Ojibwe) word odoodem [oˈtuːtɛm], "his kinship group" | Historically, the word totem derives from the Algonquian (most likely Ojibwe) word odoodem [oˈtuːtɛm], "his kinship group". Unbeknownst to Chris, legends (deriving mostly from the Kwakwaka'wakw peoples of British Columbia) speak of totems that can become possessed by dark entities. It is unknown if this totem shares those qualities. | ||
The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos, making its most major appearance [[IMG 3207]], (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby.) | The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos, making its most major appearance [[IMG 3207]], (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby.) | ||
Revision as of 21:04, 4 June 2016
The Sonic Totem is one of the Relics of Fail, though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. There is currently no explanation as to why it exists, or how.
Historically, the word totem derives from the Algonquian (most likely Ojibwe) word odoodem [oˈtuːtɛm], "his kinship group". Unbeknownst to Chris, legends (deriving mostly from the Kwakwaka'wakw peoples of British Columbia) speak of totems that can become possessed by dark entities. It is unknown if this totem shares those qualities.
The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos, making its most major appearance IMG 3207, (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby.)
The first time the totem was spotted was,
After the Destruction Of Chris's House many assumed the Totem had been destroyed but, unfortunately 900°C temperatures don't seem to be enough to even damage this relic and it seemed to had survived the flames completely unscathed.
It should be assumed that Chris believes that this masterwork is an amazing creation due to his ego, as because of that he has put it on full display in the previously mentioned video. Though, strangely, unlike anything before that Chris has done that he is proud of, he has never acknowledged the totem at all in previous media.
Please Excuse this for now mods while I work on making the article legitimate.