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*...that Chris claims he is no longer stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
*...that Chris claims that he is no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris has committed [[assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and illegally pepper sprayed the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*...that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child?  
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*...that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] and somehow made it make less sense?
*...that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*...that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> [[Idea Guys|Brendan Fraser]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> [[Brendan Fraser]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that an [[Idea Guy]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*...that an [[Idea Guy]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Old]] [[Chris and Race|Fashioned?]]
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|Old]] [[Chris and Race|Fashioned?]]
:*...that Chris is "cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]"
:*...that Chris is "cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]"
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*...that Chris got married to [[Cryzel Rosechu|a 15 year old Rosechu]]?
*...that Chris [[Polyamorous marriage|got married]] to [[Cryzel Rosechu|a 15 year old Rosechu]]?
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that [[God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*...that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
:*...that Chris is working on it!?
:*...that Chris is working on it!?
*...that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
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*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*...that Chris recycles his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
*...that Chris recycles his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
:*...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta would give the semen the same taste?
:*...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
:*...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
:*...that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*...that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but the actual N word at least twice?
*...that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
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*...that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
*...that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
*...that Chris is a [[stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]?
*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*...that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
*...that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Spanish]]?
*...that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 0.3% [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]]?
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?

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