User:JinkiesJanke

Hi, my TRUE AND HONEST name is Junior Janke but I am not related to Bella and I am definitely NOT Chris! Two years ago I hitchhiked all the way to Ruckersville from New Zealand at the suggestion of my three friends Moe, Lawrence and Joseph. Ever since then I have been living in a tree outside 14 Branchland Court, and spying on Barb. I'm pretty high up and she only stares straight ahead, so she hasn't noticed me yet. At night I climb down and scavenge for edible plants and any small rodents left partially uneaten by the Chandler cats. Like all Chris trolls I am really gay, and in fact I had my first gay experience while still in the womb, when I got ass-raped by my twin brother. As revenge I tried to strangle him with the umbilical cord, but my little fetus hands were not strong enough to kill him, and as a result he has a lifetime autoerotic asphyxiation fetish.

No but seriously. I'm just another drifting soul who got pulled across the Chris-Chan event horizon. Now I'm here to edit typos and grammatical errors, add some links, possibly transcription when I have time.

The Obligatory Userboxes

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much. Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear. Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane. Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3 Pollo This user thinks Pollo is the best Chandler cat! :3 Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3 Skittles This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3 JenkinsJinkies This user is a fan of JenkinsJinkies, the ultimate troll.

Steps for Adding New Videos

• If it's part of an existing series:
  • Add a new section to the series page with a brief header, the video box, description from YouTube and "transcript" box - use {{}} around it.
  • Create a redirect page with the video's full title.
• If it's not part of an existing series:
  • Create a new page, add a brief header, the video box, description from YouTube and "transcript" box - use {{}} around it.
• In the video box, add a link to the last video.
• In the previous video's box, add a link to the new video.
• Add the date and link in Da Update.
• Update Video of the Now.
• Add the video to List of Videos, including icons.
• Update the current month's page, adding it to the lists of both notable events and videos.
• If the video features someone/something important to Christory (MLP G5, Flutter, etc.) edit that page and add notes and a link to the video.