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'''Rollin' and Trollin'''' is a video of downtown [[CWCville]] (really downtown [[Charlottesville]]) uploaded on 17 [[July 2009]] in which Chris attempts [[Wikipedia:Andy Kaufman|Kaufmanesque humor]]. Notable is a video message to real life [[trolls]], including several [[CWCki]] editors. The key component of this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully. (If only that were true.)
'''Naïve''' is both one of [[Chris]]'s most-used insults, and his least favorite word. According to the Merriam-Webster English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"; Chris, however, defines it in [[the July 10th Messages]] as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the [[Jackie e-mails]], he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his [[Virgin with rage|non-existent experience]], he probably still believes it simply means "stupid". In the [[Wallflower E-mails]], he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naïve" is really just an unacceptable jab at his [[Chris and his Ego|unwarranted self-importance]]. He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "retard", "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]", or one of his many other [[CWC-ism]] insults.


To sell the deception, [[Chris]] changed his look to have a normal hairstyle, [[Krapple|a goatee]], sunglasses instead of large, square [[Pedo-Glasses|pedo glasses]], plain blue T-shirt and jeans, [[navy]] blue sleeveless unbuttoned shirt over his t-shirt, dog-collar bracelets, his forearms appear to be covered in thick tattoos, complements the tattoo sleeve from the [[Fuck Quest|fuck quest]], no [[Amnyfest Ring]], and a chain with some dog tags, instead of his trademark [[Sonichu medallion]]. Of course, the disguise unintentionally gave away the truth: the lack of the ring and medallion suggested that Chris was not entirely TRUE and HONEST when he made this video, something that he indeed confirmed later.
The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When Kacey's father called him naïve during the [[Father Call]], Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence – of course, he quickly backed down once he was reminded that he was giving threats to an ex-Marine.


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Revision as of 10:00, 20 July 2024

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Naïve is both one of Chris's most-used insults, and his least favorite word. According to the Merriam-Webster English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"; Chris, however, defines it in the July 10th Messages as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the Jackie e-mails, he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his non-existent experience, he probably still believes it simply means "stupid". In the Wallflower E-mails, he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naïve" is really just an unacceptable jab at his unwarranted self-importance. He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "retard", "slow-in-the-mind", or one of his many other CWC-ism insults.

The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the Vivian Gee E-mails. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When Kacey's father called him naïve during the Father Call, Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence – of course, he quickly backed down once he was reminded that he was giving threats to an ex-Marine.

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