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[[Heather Iglesias]] is the nanny of Sonichu and Rosechu's secret would-be latchkey [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit comic adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health. | |||
Heather is a Hispanic Lesbian. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye"<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today</ref>. As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if ''we'' ever needed to be made aware. | |||
==Why== | |||
For reasons yet unknown to man, Chris has gone to elaborate measures in his [[CWCipedia | wiki]] to [[retcon]] a sham marriage for his libidinous characters. He gives an unnecessarily thorough yet effectively vague description of the nanny, as "pretty, trustworthy and good natured"; resorts to the stereotype of a Spanish servant; and fulfills some mysterious and gratuitous need to expose his hypothetical ancillary character's sexual orientation. What purpose any of this serves remains undiscovered. | |||
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Revision as of 22:57, 24 October 2009
Heather Iglesias is the nanny of Sonichu and Rosechu's secret would-be latchkey kids. While the busy parents are away appearing in bullshit comic adventures, Heather makes sure the young Sonee and Roseys are exposed to at least a modicum of responsibility and emotional health.
Heather is a Hispanic Lesbian. Despite her racial and sexual handicaps, she keeps the little abominations "safe" and "under her watchful eye"[1]. As per Sonichu's irrational prejudice, she is asked to keep her lifestyle hidden from the children, as if we ever needed to be made aware.
Why
For reasons yet unknown to man, Chris has gone to elaborate measures in his wiki to retcon a sham marriage for his libidinous characters. He gives an unnecessarily thorough yet effectively vague description of the nanny, as "pretty, trustworthy and good natured"; resorts to the stereotype of a Spanish servant; and fulfills some mysterious and gratuitous need to expose his hypothetical ancillary character's sexual orientation. What purpose any of this serves remains undiscovered.