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The [[Red String of Fate]] was a plot [[Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other shitty animu series, as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting ritual. | The [[Red String of Fate]] was a plot [[Chris]] came up with in [[2004]] to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. He probably got it from ''[[Excel Saga]]'' or some other shitty animu series, as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting ritual similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took the red string thing too literally. | ||
According to [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, the pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in the wimmens. | According to [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, the pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in the wimmens. | ||
Revision as of 21:36, 12 October 2009
The Red String of Fate was a plot Chris came up with in 2004 to attract a boyfriend-free girl. He probably got it from Excel Saga or some other shitty animu series, as the red string is allegedly an important metaphor in Asian courting ritual similar to the concept of having a soulmate (emphasis on metaphor). Chris's subtle expression of courtship failed to be appreciated as he took the red string thing too literally.
According to Lucas and Mimms, Chris would attach a paper heart to a red string and throw it at women, the pull the string like he was "reeling" them in. The small red heart had text around the outside reading "PICK ME UP AND BRING ME BACK TO MY OWNER," an ingenious strategy to reel in the wimmens.
On August 5 2004, a mall security guard took Chris's red string off him. It's the last we've ever heard of the idea.
| “ | "I have a NEW idea that I am sure will REEL in a girlfriend on a FATEFUL RED STRING. August 5: I’ve had my worst trip to the Mall. I was working with my Heart on a Red String of Fate, when from out the blue,a JERK COP shatter my Heart and ripped up the Red String!" | ” |