Talk:Sonichu 10

Continuity

You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --Champthom 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)

So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~User:gourmetpickle

Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the "high school ring" was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided "Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!" Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --Wild Sonichu 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

I find the idea of continuity in Sonichu comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say "No, that's cool". He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. Griffintown 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)

Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He didn't change the part where he sent his medallion to his "sweetheart", Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--Blazer 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking "series". Everything else is resolved in one "episode" except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to "expand" upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob

Fun fact about Lovely Weather

Chris thinks it's fucking hilarious to sing (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"): "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with..." over and over. --Champthom 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)

• That sounds like a drag queen name. --Anaconda 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)
  • I don't understand. I'm scared.--Beat 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)
  • I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --TheyCalledMeMad 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)
  • Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? EnsignDisposable 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
    • Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --Beat 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)
      • This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 "God-Jesus Says Ivy&Chris 4EVAH"? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...Griffintown 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)
    • Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. EnsignDisposable 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
    • Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just something about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --OFSheep 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the past, not the future where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own grandfather. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his present.--Blazer 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
• Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --Tristran 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)

• I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --Champthom 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)
• Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --CWCAttack 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
• More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. V3N0M1300 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)

How to incorporate preview?

Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --Champthom 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)

i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.

i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --Homor 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Japanese message

A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.

OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched "controversial" in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is "problematical statement; controversial statement". Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there. I can't really explain it.) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)

The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --OFSheep 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?

I... don't know what to think about this. --OFSheep 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)

• wut now? --Champthom 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)

Plagiarism to the EXTREME

This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu was apparently from a piece of Sonic fan art, as well the first two fight "panels" were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles". Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --Blazer 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)

Popit tool.

I know no one probably gives a shit but the "beams" that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.

Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--Rob 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob

• • Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is "evil" and Chris is a moron. Inkmonkey 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Page 29

Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--OFSheep 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

Pages 30-34

God DAMN. I just love how Chris writes his characters not as actual characters, but as mouthpieces for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!

Augh! So much rage!

On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and "disses" the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --Blazer 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

• Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. Griffintown 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
  • I want them to make him really suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --CWCAttack 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
    • Sweet merciful Jesus, why? The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make even less sense than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --SnorlaXBOX 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
      • Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --CWCAttack 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
        • I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --SnorlaXBOX 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
      • I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going "I showed those trolls a thing or two!" Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--Beat 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
        • That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious "Clyde & Jack" action who will force Chris to "Undead" them in the next comic so he can beat them again. Griffintown 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

• Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--Yawn 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

Page 36

Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --OFSheep 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Page 37

Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a "Gay Day" celebration. Griffintown 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

• It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said "Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!", how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.

I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --Blazer 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

oh boy!

After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -Briscoe 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010

Page 40

"Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual." is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --Needlepants 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

• Add to this the "Lovely Weather will be my wife" angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. Griffintown 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
• Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --Morganna 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
• I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and unrepentant cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.

The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --Needlepants 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

• Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --CWCAttack 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --CWCAttack 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Done! I am happy(er)! --CWCAttack 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Page 42

Pfft. I like that "apology". "I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!"

He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --Blazer 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

So meg was Silvana.

I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--Beat 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

• What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --Needlepants 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
  • Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--Yawn 6:58, 12 January 2010

• Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --Needlepants 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Collosal Chris-Chan

Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.

Two other things: 1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2. 2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --Needlepants 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Just noticed this

Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --Needlepants 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

• My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like "Yes, them too.". Griffintown 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

• • As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. Inkmonkey 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Recent Pages

Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the Shadow the Hedgehog game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.

Jeezus, Chris.--Blazer 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --Needlepants 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also also that "Mitch Sonichu" looks like the Brawny paper towel guy, an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --SnorlaXBOX 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Christian is a God

According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him "worship a false God" (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.

And now we have recolors of recolors.

Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -Scarf 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

What's the dating sim?

What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com — if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

A game called "Don't be nervous talking 2 girls" link: [1]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --Da-zen-man 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Pages 61-68

Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --T K 19 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

• On it. Isarko 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
  • I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. Isarko 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

President Obama?

It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--OFSheep 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

• It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.
• I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --CWCAttack 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
  • What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --CWCAttack 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
• Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! Inkmonkey 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
• Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --OFSheep 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Fan art

We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--Beat 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)