Prank calls

It is not a secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to Chris's e-fame and the fact he revealed his phone number. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to Youtube, providing some slight view of the Chandlers' thoughts.

Failed Prank Call

In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling JULAYYYYY into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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Troll 1: [whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer]
Bob: Hello?
Troll 1: JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
Bob: What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
Troll 2: Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
Bob: It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
Troll 2: Umm
Bob: You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
Troll 1: [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

Chris Calls Bob

In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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Bob: Hello
Chris (soundboard): Hello?
Bob: Why are you calling my phone?
Chris (soundboard): Good evening sir, how are you?
Bob: I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
Chris (soundboard): Don't say that
Bob: Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I'd tell you that you're wasting your time
Chris (soundboard): Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
[Call likely cut - redialled]
Bob: I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls from unknown names or unknown numbers.
Chris (soundboard): That enough [distorted]
[Redialled]
Chris (soundboard): I'm high-functionally autistic
Bob: Hello?
Chris (soundboard): Hello!
Bob: Hello
Chris (soundboard): Good evening sir, how are you?
Bob: I'm pretty good
Chris (soundboard): I'm good
Bob: Why do you bother to call this phone?
Chris (soundboard): Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
Bob: Yes I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
Chris (soundboard): What the hell. Why did you even start to do this in the first place you little son of a bitch.
Bob: Now don't, don't cuss at me fella.
Chris (soundboard): Shut the hell up
Bob: I'm not cussing at you
Chris (soundboard): You weak willed (?) son of a bitch
Bob: Listen fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
Chris (soundboard): My name is Christian
Bob: Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not bothering me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wasting your damn time. OK you're not bothering us. So why the hell do you waste all that effort? Why not put it in to something con- constructive and creative. Go to Haiti and help those people or go to hell, one or the other.
Chris (soundboard): Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
[Bob hangs up]

Bob Calls Himself

In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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“	I an't got a black ass!	”
Barbara, at, Bob

Liquid Bob calls Bob

A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

Liquid Bob calls Bob
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