Talk:Cole Smithey

To do

• Emails between him and Chris
• Photo
• Link to his movie review website

retardaton must run in chris' maternal family

Cole gave the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --One With The Lulz 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)

• Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: Cole's review.

Find the only positive review here for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --One With The Lulz 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Legal Guardian?

i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---Dan Dash 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

shared traits

I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--Howsyourham 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)

Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --Dan Dash 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Wikipedia

How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --Champthom 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

• Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and very likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. Apostrophe 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
  • Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. Yawning Squirtle 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
    • Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like this seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. Apostrophe 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

dude!!!

so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss--- http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol. --masta beta alum 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC) edit--i'm retarded....but yeah

Something I need to ask

Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two

Something I need to ask

Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two