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[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|200px|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:Chrischanscar.jpg|left|200px|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]


'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]] from [[1996]] to [[2000]] (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life. Chris proudly slept through much of his high school life.
'''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].


Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]], [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills" and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.'' However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.  
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple ''disconcerting'' issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersford department.


The 2010 Reunion is going to take place at (According to http://www.alumniclass.com/manchester/): <br />
Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.
'''504 Old Lynchburg Rd''' <br />
'''Charlottesville, VA 22903''' <br />
on '''November 08, 2010''' at '''Noon'''<br />


('''[[Manchester High School|more...]]''')
Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.
 
('''[[Son-Chu|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 17:33, 8 November 2010

When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort station wagon.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple disconcerting issues which are listed elsewhere in this fine wiki, the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to commit aggravated assault. DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersford department.

Members of PVCC believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his tugboat for a vehicle, deciding on more important things to spend his money on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals china. Son-Chu is his mother, Barbara's car.

Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.

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