It's not that cold

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It's not that cold is a bizarre video Chris uploaded on 9 August 2011. Chris appears to be outside, dressed in an ill-fitting miniskirt and a red muscle bra. Chris then "digs up" Patti and wears her as a coat while humming "Goodbye Horses" and making references to The Silence of the Lambs. It should also be noted that Patti will be having Chris's soul for dinner tonight.

Video

It's not that cold
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Stardate	9 August 2011
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy, Comedy Comedy
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	Red Muscle Bra Red Muscle Bra
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Transcript

Reality was much more horrifying.

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]

Ooh...brrrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]

[Chris starts humming, before putting on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789Chan? I'd fuck me.

[Pats his ass, and ontinues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Patt-[Video ends]

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