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Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by [[Gregg Mays]], demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of "Jay-Z" but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his [[fangs]]. | |||
==Watch== | |||
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==Transcript== | |||
Captain's log, January 8th 2009. | |||
Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fanbase, unfortunately due to, uh, a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh, database behind [[sonichu.net]], it is temporary shut down and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently the, uh, guy said that uh, he can re--he can fix it so--pretty much forced him to do it, so, you know, GREGG MAAAAAYS! GREGG MAYS! At gmail dot com! | |||
With three G's. | |||
In the "Gregg." | |||
[''sighs''] If you do ''not'' reupload sonichu.net back to the way it was...before you even started, [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|I will come down AT you]] with my boys from Nintendo and my big, and my lawyer man from, uh, bi--and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay-Z, he gonna come down with ''his'' boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega, they gonna rain d--they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that, bring my website back to the way it was! | |||
Jay-Z, if you were the one of the trolls that wanted a response, you're getting it, so just listen to me ya jerk! REUPLOAD IT, or we're gonna rain ''heck'' on you, because I'm not afraid to [''puts mouth right up to the camera, trying to show off his eyeteeth''] SHOW MY FANGS!!! | |||
[''returns to seat, sighs''] But I digress. | |||
Peace and love to all the rest of the Son--all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thanks for your patience. | |||
[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-01-08]] | [[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-01-08]] |
Revision as of 19:25, 26 February 2009
Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored. Other than that, very little in this message makes sense: Christian seems to say that he forced someone to fix the site, but still needs Gregg Mays to do something; he threatens to elicit the help of "Jay-Z" but then questions whether this same person is a troll; and he declares his willingness to show his fangs.
Watch
Transcript
Captain's log, January 8th 2009.
Ladies and gentlemen of the Sonichu fanbase, unfortunately due to, uh, a troll having, uh, found access to the, uh, database behind sonichu.net, it is temporary shut down and, uh, I cannot change the password at the moment. But, uh, apparently the, uh, guy said that uh, he can re--he can fix it so--pretty much forced him to do it, so, you know, GREGG MAAAAAYS! GREGG MAYS! At gmail dot com!
With three G's.
In the "Gregg."
[sighs] If you do not reupload sonichu.net back to the way it was...before you even started, I will come down AT you with my boys from Nintendo and my big, and my lawyer man from, uh, bi--and my lawyer man from Nintendo, Jay-Z, he gonna come down with his boys from Nintendo and the boys at Sega, they gonna rain d--they gonna track you down. We're gonna punish you for what you did if you don't bring that, bring my website back to the way it was!
Jay-Z, if you were the one of the trolls that wanted a response, you're getting it, so just listen to me ya jerk! REUPLOAD IT, or we're gonna rain heck on you, because I'm not afraid to [puts mouth right up to the camera, trying to show off his eyeteeth] SHOW MY FANGS!!!
[returns to seat, sighs] But I digress.
Peace and love to all the rest of the Son--all the rest of the loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans. Thanks for your patience.