Shoe Colouring

What a mess.

Appearance by Barb at about the 16 minute mark in the second video.

Shoe Colouring is a set of videos that Chris uploaded to YouTube on 3 August 2018. They follow him as he spray-paints a pair of white Adidas sneakers in a quite messy fashion, using absolutely nothing to cover up his carpet from getting stained (which does happen later on). Throughout the nearly hour-long video, Chris interjects with bouts of random-access humor, while talking to Barb about topics like what to sell on eBay, and things she needs to buy (and during these parts, Chris frequently addresses the viewers directly to buy stuff from him). Chris also frequently talks to his mom in a dramatic and rather rude manner.

Intro

Intro to Shoe Colouring
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Stardate	3 August 2018
Subject Matter	Other Fashion
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Shirt	The Blue Clopper The Blue Clopper, Smock
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Watch me colour my new shoes to continue the style as I like it, in the next video.

Transcript

[Chris waves to the camera] Hey everybody on Youtube Land or whatever, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! Coming to you live from home once again! Yep.

And today I'm 'bout to show y'all something very spectacular that I think you'll all be quite amazed with... want y'all to (know???) that this is a little do-it-yourself project, so make sure your jewelry is concealed... [Shows how his necklace is concealed under his smock and Blue Clopper]

And you're wearing a... smock *Waves the bottom of the smock around* or apron. And paint will be invovled so... enjoy yourself.

Shoe Colouring

Chris spends an hour spray painting his shoes. He is too lazy to place anything underneath them and consequently stains his carpet with yellow paint. Creepily, he continues to refer to his mother as "dear".

Shoe Colouring
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Stardate	3 August 2018
Subject Matter	Other Fashion
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
Shirt	The Blue Clopper The Blue Clopper, Smock
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previous Intro to Shoe Colouring	next Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5

Description

Watch me colour my new shoes (of the same brand and style as the previous ones) to continue the style as I like it on me.

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[00:00]

Alright, so we're going to get down to it yall will have the bird's-eye view of- possibility here thanks to this little camera accessory I have. Anyway, we're looking at a new pair of shooooes! You like it when I new pair of shoes, I had to get a new pair, anyway this is no- anyway this the shoe bo- the box for the new pair this is my old shoes I have recently anyway they're Adidas Neo and here they are right there with the shipping tape on the cover on top of it to keep them in kind of a display type of thing so here they are in there faded glory, so that's the old shoes and here we have . . . the new shoes! Same thing, Adidas Neo, took out the shoe laces a little while ago and were going to get to work on coloring these going from all the white to yellow and blue. So what you need here is, uh, so you're gonna watch me as I go we can either use duct tape or shipping tape and the paint we will be using is, uh, Tulip Color Shot, intent fabric color, it's permanent and hey, between the yellow and the cobalt blue as you can see right there, I also have black in case I mess up and get it on the black stripes there. In case you want to do this for yourself and I welcome that y'all deck out your shoes as you like it, the way I see it white's, it's like a blank canvas and they come in this packaging, this type of packaging, these two are Color Shots. Anyway definately want to make sure these are, we- aimed away from your face, just to show you an example the nozzle, look for the nozzle, make sure that this is away from your face okay! It's common sense, it's common sense! You don't want to spray yourself in the face, aim it forward and you want to make sure you shake it up before each use. But for now, we are going to repair these shoes so we get them from this, to that in color, to do this one shoe at a time so I'm pretty much show y'all, doing this for one shoe so you, you tape it from the one, you apply it to the other, do it for yourselves, it's all good. Alright so, I'm deciding, I'm thinking as I go . . .

[02:45]

Ehh, fortunately I still have these for reference, the original pair. Yeah, I am going to use the duct tape, pulling out a good strip of it, kinda . . . then, gonna rip it in half, down the line like a zippity zipper, and this will go around the basse of the shoooe, you want to keep that white and pretty, whether or not weather gets involved. It did rain some today so I had to- which that's another thing, if the shoe- if the shoes are dirty, just make sure you wipe the mud off. But anyway, in the end we will be removing this duct tape, it's only temporary to keep the paint from getting on- to where we don't want it! But, there remains duct tape, and it's some more, start on the other shoe as well and I'm thinking about that, I don't know, I'm just thinking as I go. It's those creative types, we think as we go, sometimes, some of us will plan ahead, fortunately I did plan some of this before some, yeah, I'm working off the seat of my tail. (Christine humming to herself) It's nice to have a lap to work on with all of this. Hairs NOT INCLUDED in package! Although some fun is included in each and every clu- ideas clu- fun package! This is a foam sample charm I just got one, second one I have I don't know where the first one is I lost it some time ago. Foam sample feals nice and cushy yay! Hehe.

[05:20]

Okay, so I am going to cover up what is going to be blue later, and I'll . . . do everything else in yellow, just watch it, the back of my shoes, yeah those will be blue so I definitely want to cover up that neck of the woods. So yeah you can use your common sense and just cover up what is NOT going to be the color that is- it going to be laterrr. Let me spread yellow over the, shoot. Hmm, well just, I'm figuring this out as I go. (Christine sings to her self) So yeah, we're doing all the yellow parts. So yeah, we can work along the lines of the shoe where . . . just fold that up a little bit and goes there, around there, yeah that's going to be yellow. (Christine applies duct tape to the shoe) I'm going to cover up the black so it doesn't accidentally become yellow. . . . Break out the popcorn because this is good YouTube entertainment, duct tape your shoe and have fun with it.

[15:41]

(Barbra enters the room)

Barb: How are you doing?

Chris: Hello, hey everybody guess who here- Barbara Ann, there's Barbara Ann say hello, oh darn it, oh boy, and we're seeing that mark on your face tell'em what happened.

Barb: Ain't nobody not gonna see nobody's gonna see anything.

Chris: I'm recording myself decorating my shoes, so they could do it for themselves. Yeah, anyway those uh anyways-

Barb: Is this one decorated, or is that the old one?

Chris: Yeah, that's the other- yeah that's the other one I just finished painting the yellow parts, I'm gonna, remove the tape and then add more tape to cover the parts that are going to be blue, anyway. Ugh, mama tripped on the wet grass outside hit her face on the ground sheeeee's, yeah. I help pick her up, get her inside, got her ointment, emergency treatment, she's okay. Now what was I doing, oh right . . . (Christine continues taping up the shoe) She tripped, it was a painful fall, really painful, oey, ouh, uh.

Barb: How much did they cost?

Chris: The shoes?

Barb: Yeah.

Chris: Oh, they're about um fifty bucks.

Barb: Fifty?

Chris: Yeah.

Barb: I thought so.

Chris: Yeah, they're really nice shoes.

Barb: They are, they look nice.

Chris: Yeah, they're going to be even nicer after I finish customizing, the permanent fabric paint.

Barb: I bought another roll of duct tape today.

Chris: Oh, oh yeah- oh yeah I noticed you did.

Barb: It's expensive.

Chris: Yeah, when you got the screws for the- for the mirror, yeah she's making my- a vertical stand- vertical mirror going to be- it's going to be horizontal for gonna be hanging it in my place here, my room here later after she gets it done but she's been doing very well, she's very awesome, she's quite physically able and whatnot, she can- I'm very proud of my mom.

Barb: I'm real proud of you too.

Chris: Thank you.

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