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==A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction==
==A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction==
A [[GameStop]] employee captures footage of Chris in his store ([[26 December 2014|location unknown]]). As the employee sells him a ''Poké Ball Plus'' (RRP $47) peripheral for his [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|Nintendo Switch]], Chris boasts that he is <s>in</s>famous on the internet.
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===Transcript===
 
[''Recording begins. The clerk is behind the counter. Chris is browsing the shelves near the far side of the store. He appears to be the only other person present. Camera shakes as the clerk zooms in on him, then abruptly pans down to the floor, presumably so Chris doesn't see that he's being recorded.'']
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''[[Stress sigh]]''] Hey, dude!
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Hi. How are you doing?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Doin' okay. I am in the market for a brand-new ''Poké Ball Plus''.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> A brand new ''Poké Ball Plus''? Uh, let me see if we have any.
 
[''Camera is now facing the ceiling as the clerk checks a drawer'']
 
Yes, we do.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> And I need a pre-owned, non-closing ''2DS''.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Pre-owned, non-closing ''2DS''. Let's see if we have any of those, I'm not sure we do.
 
[''Camera goes completely black as the clerk sets his phone down to search the store'']
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Wim. Wim wim. This ''Poké Ball Plus'' contains wim!
 
[''The GameStop TV is audible in the background for a few seconds'']
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> There it is. [''long pause'']
 
[''high-pitched''] How'd I miss this? It's right there!
 
How'd I missed it? It was right there! Hmmm...
 
[''The clerk returns to the cash register'']
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Yeah, looks like the only ''DS''es we have in stock are the folding ones.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Okay. I was hopin' to save some money, but that's okay. I'll just take the ''Poké Ball Plus'' for now.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Alrighty.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I do have my reward card on me [''unintelligible, typing sounds'']
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Okey-doke.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I guess I'll try another GameStop then.
 
[''Register beeps as the clerk rings him up'']
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Did you want to protect the ''Poké Ball'' in case anything happens to it?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> No.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Okay, cool. $52.64.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''talking over the clerk''] But something is gonna happen. I'm going to paint it into a special custom ''Poké Ball'' I designed, called an [[S-Chu Ball]].
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> An S-Chu Ball?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> N'yeah. Hang on a second. Designed [''coughs''] after the classic and most popular Sonic OC ever, Sonichu!
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Yeah.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Specially used for capturing electric types.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Okay.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''talking over the clerk''] Sonichus, Rosechus, Roseys, Sonees, Vamprosas, and Metonics.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Okey-dokey.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> So if you wanna check me out on the internet, I've been famous for... long time.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> All right. Well, that's cool.
 
[''TV is briefly audible again'']
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> 'Cuz guess who created that OC.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> You?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''simultaneously''] Yup. [''Chuckles'']
 
[''Several beeping sounds'']
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> And Sonichu has a Pokédex number! Number 982.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Really?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> And dere are nearly over 1200 Pokémon in existence. They just haven't all been chronicled yet in this world.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Gotcha.
 
[''Receipt prints out'']
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> [''unintelligible''] printing the receipt. Do you want a bag for this?
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Um, no.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> Okeydoke. There you go.
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Thank you. Have a good day.
 
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Clerk''':</span> You too.
 
[''The door alarm beeps as Chris leaves'']


{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[February 2019 videos]]|nextlink=[[April 2019 videos]]}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[February 2019 videos]]|nextlink=[[April 2019 videos]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to Twitter]]

Revision as of 10:18, 15 March 2019

This page contains Chris's videos from March 2019.

Very Cool Birthday Present! :)

Main article: Very Cool Birthday Present! :)

A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction

Main article: A Wild Chris-Chan Attempts Human Interaction
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