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[[Image:Chriscat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[Trolls]] and dudes of all teenagers love Desi Chandler.]] | |||
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==Desi Chandler== | |||
[[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb|right|170px|Desi Chandler.]] | |||
The first of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnez (one of Chris's other cats is named Lucy, in honor of Lucille Ball, as "I Love Lucy" is one of his favorite TV shows). | |||
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[[ | Not much is known about Desi other than she's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among [[CWCki]] editors and [[Chris-Chan]] trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers. | ||
Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their Cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably in the [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]]. This adds further notion (along with [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s refusal to wash himself and Chris' stench of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty crapped briefs]]) that their family is incredibly unhygienic. | |||
Suffice to say that Chris vastly preferred his [[Patti|dog]] as a pet. | |||
Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|future message]]. | |||
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==Scamper Chandler== | |||
[[Image:0723-Scamper.JPG|thumb|right|150px|Scamper Chandler]] | |||
Scamper Chandler, also referred to as '''Scampers''', is the second of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy | |||
Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat. | |||
Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere. | |||
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==Lucy Chandler== | ==Lucy Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|right|Lucy Chandler]] | [[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|right|150px|Lucy Chandler]] | ||
The third cat of the Chandlers (Note [[Barbera Chandler|Barbera]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats). | The third cat of the Chandlers (Note [[Barbera Chandler|Barbera]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats). | ||
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows). | Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows). | ||
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==Skittles Chandler== | |||
[[Image:0724-Skittles.JPG|thumb|right|Skittles Chandler]] | |||
The fourth known cat of the Chandlers. Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it is one of the Chandler's as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. | |||
Well, either that or Chris being the fat cunt that he is named it after his favorite candy, (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character). | |||
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==Kitty Chandler== | ==Kitty Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0721-Kitty.JPG|thumb|right|Kitty Chandler]] | [[Image:0721-Kitty.JPG|thumb|right|Kitty Chandler]] | ||
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of. | Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy. | ||
Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty". | Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty". | ||
Kitty made an appearance in [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's tour of his house]]. | |||
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Revision as of 03:17, 3 April 2009
Chris has several cats.
Desi Chandler
The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnez (one of Chris's other cats is named Lucy, in honor of Lucille Ball, as "I Love Lucy" is one of his favorite TV shows).
Not much is known about Desi other than she's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among CWCki editors and Chris-Chan trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers.
Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their Cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably in the AIM chat with Vivian Gee. This adds further notion (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and Chris' stench of dirty crapped briefs) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.
Suffice to say that Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.
Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's future message.
Scamper Chandler
Scamper Chandler, also referred to as Scampers, is the second of Chris's cat pentalogy
Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat.
Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.
Lucy Chandler
The third cat of the Chandlers (Note Barbera is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats).
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball, (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).
Skittles Chandler
The fourth known cat of the Chandlers. Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it is one of the Chandler's as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles.
Well, either that or Chris being the fat cunt that he is named it after his favorite candy, (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).
Kitty Chandler
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy.
Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".
Kitty made an appearance in Chris's tour of his house.