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[[Image:And your little dog too.jpg|thumb|A rendering of Robotnik in Nintendo Power]]
[[Image:And your little dog too.jpg|thumb|A rendering of Robotnik in Nintendo Power]]


Full Name:  Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
Full Name:  Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.


the main <s>antagonist</s> protagonist<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/User:Robotnik</ref> of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] series that [[Chris]] rips off for his own purposes. Apparently somehow funny because he is stupid, clumsy and fat, which if true, would in-turn actually make Chris the funniest man on the planet.
He is the main antagonist of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] series that [[Chris]] rips off for his own purposes. Robotnik is briefly alluded to in [[Sonichu #0|Sonichu comic #0]], and he makes his first actual appearance in [[Sonichu #1|Issue #1]] as the issue's primary villain. He also makes a guest appearance in the homemade Nintendo Power magazine.  Robotnik seems to be head research scientist for [[Giovanni]] where he orders around the enigmatic Bill, a lab assistant lacking a face. He is also a member of [[PVCC| The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], as well as the creator of [[Blake]], a clone of [[Sonichu]] genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, during the creation process, cherry cola was poured over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's [[niggo]] equal instead. Robotnik was last seen towards the end of [[Sonichu #7| Issue #7]], gathered with the other members of PVCC as they discuss  Chris' fate. Robotnik has not been seen in the comics since, and it is unclear at this point as to whether or not he will be making any more appearances in the comics.  


Robotnik's name was originally  Eggman, similar to the Beetles song 'I am the Walrus' but the American Sonic team, not wanting to see Michael Jackson in court, decided to preemptively avert the possible lawsuit and went with a generic Russian name as a probable reference to communism. The name was slowly reverted back to Eggman and nobody gives a shit.
Robotnik's name was originally  Eggman, similar to the Beetles song 'I am the Walrus' but the American Sonic team, not wanting to see Michael Jackson in court, decided to preemptively avert the possible lawsuit and went with a generic Russian name as a probable reference to communism. The name was slowly reverted back to Eggman and nobody gives a shit.


Robotnik made his debut in Sonichu comic #0 and #1 with a guest appearance in the homemade Nintendo Power magazine. He seems to be head research scientist for Giovanni where he orders around the enigmatic Bill, a lab assistant lacking a face. Blake is a cloned Sonichu and brainchild of Doctor Robotnik, he was genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, cherry cola was poured over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's niggo equal instead. Robotnik was immediately fired and is currently employed at Andy Garcia's Mafia-Free restaurant and casino.
 





Revision as of 19:18, 10 May 2009

Robotnik hatching another evil plan for Sonichu's balls.
A rendering of Robotnik in Nintendo Power

Full Name: Doctor Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.

He is the main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog series that Chris rips off for his own purposes. Robotnik is briefly alluded to in Sonichu comic #0, and he makes his first actual appearance in Issue #1 as the issue's primary villain. He also makes a guest appearance in the homemade Nintendo Power magazine. Robotnik seems to be head research scientist for Giovanni where he orders around the enigmatic Bill, a lab assistant lacking a face. He is also a member of The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, as well as the creator of Blake, a clone of Sonichu genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, during the creation process, cherry cola was poured over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's niggo equal instead. Robotnik was last seen towards the end of Issue #7, gathered with the other members of PVCC as they discuss Chris' fate. Robotnik has not been seen in the comics since, and it is unclear at this point as to whether or not he will be making any more appearances in the comics.

Robotnik's name was originally Eggman, similar to the Beetles song 'I am the Walrus' but the American Sonic team, not wanting to see Michael Jackson in court, decided to preemptively avert the possible lawsuit and went with a generic Russian name as a probable reference to communism. The name was slowly reverted back to Eggman and nobody gives a shit.