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'''Lordsillynipples''' was a troll from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who played a significant role in Christory during the years 2008 and 2009. She is considered one of the most important trolls in Christory, as she was one of the first to show the effectiveness of catfishing Chris with false sweethearts. She's most well known for being one of the people trolling Chris under the pseudonym [[Blanca]], along with the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, and obtaining [[Nudes|nude photos of hims]], including ones where he is wearing his mother's underwear. She is also known for being the original creator of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], and providing Chris a photograph of Lee Hotti, claiming it to be of [[Clyde Cash]].
'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with {{w|Fecal incontinence|fecal leakage}}. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.


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In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.
 
Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his [[autism]], as incontinence has been known to occur amongst individuals with the disorder, particularly those who are more [[Minor_Family_Members#Unnamed_autistic_cousin|severely affected]].
 
 
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Revision as of 23:26, 11 April 2026

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DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with fecal leakage. Coined by Chris himself in an IRC chat from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.

In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear butt garments because, according to the Ivy Q&A, he felt they were for babies. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart Ivy), stress tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.

Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his autism, as incontinence has been known to occur amongst individuals with the disorder, particularly those who are more severely affected.


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