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[[Sonichu's Edge]] (officially '''Sonichu's Edge.MP4''') Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which [[Chris]] goes "jogging". It has been suspeted that this was made for [[Father Call| Mathew Devoria]]. This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]]. | |||
This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how [[Chris and health#Exercise|out of shape he is]]. | |||
Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This ''may'' have something to do with him being an HFA fatass. | Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This ''may'' have something to do with him being an HFA fatass. | ||
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Revision as of 21:53, 3 December 2009
Sonichu's Edge (officially Sonichu's Edge.MP4) Is A Video Uploaded December 3rd 2009. In which Chris goes "jogging". It has been suspeted that this was made for Mathew Devoria. This video proves that Chris has no idea what "Jogging" is. He is sprinting (for him) in this video, obviously missing the point of jogging (A slow, easy jog). Chris inserts obvious jump cuts at 1:30, 1:58, 2:25, 3:00 and 3:42 where he's run out of breath and presumably needs a break due to how out of shape he is.
Once again, Chris confuses the acrobatic sport called "parkour" with the squeezable margarine called "Parkay". This may have something to do with him being an HFA fatass.
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