Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3

Jack Thaddeus called Chris for a third time on 31 December 2009, commenting on, among other things, the government of CWCville, Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, the CWCipedia to feature gay ads. At the end, Chris, being the immature prick he is, hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the "Captain of da CWCipedia vessel".

Also, from this call, it is revealed that Jack is a snappy dresser and a homo.

The Call

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• Phone Ringing*

Chris:Hello?

Jack: Hey Chris it's Jack

Chris: Yes, Jack, I was expecting you.

Jack: So I hear you have a problem with the ads.

Chris: Yes, just the one with the Port-a-John.

Jack: With the what?

Chris: Yeah, with the Port-a-John.

Jack:Port-a...John? I don't... I'm not familiar with that one. Hold on, let me-

Chris: Outdoor toilet.

Jack:Um, that's not a Port-a-John. That is supposed to be a closet.

Chris:Yeah, I get that

Jack:Chris, do you even know what... That's not a port-a-john Chris!

Chris: That's not... I would not exactly classify a closet

Jack: It's supposed to represent a closet. It's just a painting of a door.

Chris: Yeah, I get it

Jack: What's the problem here? It's tasteful, I don't see what the problem is Chris.

Chris: Okay, well. Well. Okay, well. Just the picture or just the picture I'm okay with the picture just keep it within - within the side area do not-

Jack: Chris, umm, I can't be havin' that. Chris, I gotta put the ad there because right now you're not - your site isn't getting enough hits for me to, ya know, just have little ads. Because, you're not that productive right now. I mean, you...

Chris: Anyway, but anyways, the introduction box is not a place for ads.

Jack:Ehh, yes it is. I get to dictate where the ads go. You don't seem to understand how this works.

Chris: Would you put the ad of a middle of a banner? In the middle of the website title banner?

Jack: Yeh, some people do do that. It's called sponsorship.

Chris: It's not, but—

Jack:Chris, listen, this — Chris, this is how this works: I fronted the money to get this site started. I need to make that money back. It's called an investment. Do you know how this works?

Chris: Yeh, I get it.

Jack: No, you don't seem to get it, because, you seem to be struggling with the fact that I have... In the contract that I have with the SysOp I control the ad space. I dictate what and where the ads go. And I reap the money that is generated by it. Unless you can give the SysOp $2,000, you know, in Euro, I still have the ads. Do you have $2000?

Chris: Even if I have $2000, going from America to Europe is not legal.

Jack: Well it is for me, because I have dual citizenship.

Chris: Yes, I ha— I understand that. The SysOp has — had informed me about that

Jack: Yes, I see that you have been arguing with her and ya know, making crying nuisance of yourself on the talk page. You... do you treat many people that, ya know,that help and support you like this? Do you treat them regularly? Do you treat your church congregation like this?

Chris: I do not regularly treat them like that

Jack: Regularly? You shouldn't ever treat them like this!

• long pause*

Chris:Any re— But, no, anyways

Jack: No, Chris you-

Chris: Introduction box is not a place for ads. Look, if you want, you can set up an ad box that goes underneath the introduction box that goes underneath the introduction box where the ad would be of equivalent size.

Jack:g Chris, this is my ad space. Either I get the money, or I take all my money, and I sue the SysOp for not following the contract. Do you want to be responsible for me suing the SysOp? The SysOp is doing you a favor by... by hosting this. Ok?

Chris: Yeah, and I'm trying to come up with a reasonable compromise that we can both agree on.

Jack: It doesn't matter if you agree with it! Ok, either you take this, or you don't have a site! You can go host your own. We - but, you know what, I have to tell you. Let's look at the track record between when you ran your own site and when - and when we have been running sites for you. Okay, the SysOp has thwarted multiple, at least 4 hacking attempts, and there's almost around the clock surveillance of the site. Can you provide that for your own site? Cause if I remember right Clyde had very little trouble getting a hold of the sites

Chris: I will not disagree with you on that.

Jack: Okay, so do you like the CWCipedia?

Chris: Yes, I like the CWCipedia.

Jack: Then why is it that you seem to think that it's okay for you to act like it's your- your own- you made it and, ya know, everything on it all belongs to you. What belongs to you on there is Sonichu and all affiliate... umm, and the franchise. That, I don't care about that, that's your thing. You can do whatever you want with that. But there's a section for me, that allows me to make money off of the ads, because I'm invested in this, I bought the server for this. SysOp. And from what I've been seeing, you've been treating her like your slave. Constantly complaining to her about every little thing that you see that you don't like. Then you've been going on Youtube and making rants about how much you hate the homos, which, ya know, I happen to be one, and have many friends that are... those. And-

Chris: And by the way

Jack: Yes?

Chris: And by the way, the way you treated me with the hacking attempts and all—

Jack:I wasn't, I wasn't doing the hacking attempts. That was Clyde that was doing the hacking on your other sites. I just got into your PSN because I, personally think, that, ya know, your wasting your time with that silly contraption. But, ya know.

Chris: Anyway, point is, between all of that, between the both of you on everything in all that, you're not exactly giving your own homosexual male kind a good name, you're actually worsening it.

Jack: You're not exactly giving the autistic kind a good name. Umm, you're basically, from what I can- If all autistics are like you,they sit around at home all day playing video games, and leeching off of uh, off of um, social security. When I know in actuality that there are many autistics that actually have jobs and, add- help in the world. Like, there's um, one woman I know, who is, I know of, who is autistic, and she actually writes books about animal cruelty and equality, because she - kind of - her mind, in a way, thinks like a cow's. She's- her simplicities allow her to think like a cow and so she sympathizes with how they are slaughtered. It's... it's something you... probably far beyond your grasp, but, she's very intelligent and she, she helps to, uh, bring about, um, more humane practices within the meat industry.

Chris: m'kay

Jack:And yet, here you are,sitting around, drawing your comics, and, ya know, ranting about how much you hate the homos, who, really haven't done anything to you. I mean, Clyde and I... The reasonwe did things to you isn't because you hate homos, it's just cause, ya know, you're a despicable person. But, I'm not- I'm kind of done with that, and I decided that I'm going to help you. And this is how I'm helping you, by giving you your own site. But, but, with everything... There is no such thing as a free meal, Chris. You understand that? No such thing as a free lunch. I don't... And, and, you know, we might think that with your little soup hotels, but in the real world that's not how things work.

• End of part 1*

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