Talk:Mumble 6

I'll take a crack at transcribing this one. BubblegumPinkButler 03:41, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

• I'm firing my transcribing lasers! Ronichu 08:41, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Day 1. No sign of land yet. The plan is to do a bit every other night or so until my fragile sanity gives out or I finish. The only thing keeping me going is the soft, soothing voice of the french-speaking female troll who I've named Chantelle because it's a sexy name and this chat needs sexy names. Time mark: 00:12:01 of 1:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Holy fucking shit this thing is an hour and a half long, LOOK AT THAT LENGTH GODDAMN. Heart level: 60% Ronichu 16:04, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 2. No sign of land yet. Boring talk about video games I haven't played, making it difficult to transcribe. Sometimes I think I see things- shadowy, incorporeal things out of the corner of my eye, like the dark wisps of sanity physically leaving my body. Chantelle, my darling and love, is almost entirely absent from this particular chat- her presence lingers on in my thoughts, however, as I press onwards towards my goal. The work comes faster now; I believe my body is physically adjusting to the effort while that pleading voice echoing in my mind begging me to turn back seems to be getting quieter and quieter. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately four hours. Do iPhones dream of electric sheep? Heart level: 42%. Ronichu 11:02, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 5. No sign of land yet. Minor corrections are the order of the day today; fixing minor things I felt sure that I'd corrected. Perhaps my admittedly tenuous grip on my sanity is far worse than I had thought? In any event, at least I didn't have to listen to the nails-on-chalkboard that is Chris' voice. It's honestly worse than the word naive, or the name Ian Brandon Anderson. Am I Chris, or am I just transcribing his voice? To tell the truth I can hardly remember anymore. At least my heart level is up. Time mark: 00:27:17 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 10 minutes. If Chris died tomorrow, would you be sad or happy? Heart level: 57%.Ronichu 11:11, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 6. No sign of land yet. Floating, disembodied male members float in and out of my mind's eye. I feel as though I'm drowning in inane babble; I zoned out for what seemed like a few seconds, only to find that I'd transcribed a large body of audio that I honestly don't remember hearing. My gal-pal reports that I mumble (heh- get it?) fragments of the chat in my sleep. Sleep. I feel like I barely sleep anymore- only the transcription matters. Work called, something about not showing up for five days or so. Not that it matters. The nattering of those JERKS doesn't bother me any more. The transcript is all that matters. Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 190 minutes. Is it Cogsdev or Cocksdev? Heh. Cock is a funny word. Heart level: 39%.Ronichu 12:03, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 7. No sign of land yet. Kicked out of #sonichu for general faggotry, probably bought on by transcription-related hallucinations. Spent some time fixing up errors; how many trolls are in the chat anyway? Six? Two? Maybe just myself. The words just flow together, forming one large stream-of-consciousness that just washes over me like a wave. Is cake an element? Ck, atomic weight 15.201. I feel like I am not only growing to know and identify the various trolls in the transcript, but also feel in some way I AM them; they and I are the same being, simply existing out of time with each other, all souls bound together in some kind of asynchronous feedback loop that threatens to envelop the space-time continuum and rend it asunder. Chantalle, that HARLOT, has been PURGED from the chat; I AM STRAIGHT DAMNIT! Time mark: 00:32:54 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 30 minutes. This transcript is something to believe in... something to believe in. Heart level: 32%. Ronichu 09:06, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 7, addendum. No sign of land yet. Transcribed another section or so. Those d-damn dirty trolls, always making f- making fun of me. They're just jealous tha- that I was the one who made... the one who made- who created the TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu ba- back in 2000. Or 2001, I can- I can't really remember. Time mark: 00:36:11 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 50 minutes. Damn d-dirty mocking trolls. Heart level: 49%. Ronichu 11:49, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 8. No sign of land yet. I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS BOAT, and I have sailed it into some Treacherous Waters Indeed. Fortunately, the crew and I were able to Save Ourselves from these foul, tainted waters... we may have HEARD THINGS That Can NEVER BE UNHEARD, but the bottom line is that We Are Safe. Soon the ship will Sail Back To These Waters, and then the transcription can continue. It Must Continue; I feel that this is important to my Sweetheart Search and my quest to no longer be a Virgin With Rage. Time mark: 00:37:40 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 25 minutes. DAMN YOU ASPERCHU! Heart level: 23%. Ronichu 12:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 9. No sign of land yet. Just as I was Getting My Thoughts organised Soundly, something we Autistics have TROUBLE DOING, the ship OF WHICH I AM THE CAPTAIN has sailed back into the Dangerous Waters of Mumble 3. Still, at least SOME headway was made on this work today, with A Small Part being Transcribed. This section was Hard and really Grinds My Gears, since the DAMN AUDIO goes Really Dang Quiet for a bit which really Ticks Me Off. AND ALSO- MY NAME IS NOT RONICHU... BRANDON... SOMETHING! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately an hour and half minutes desu. Why doesn't Cogs love me? Heart level: 11%. -Ronichu 12:49, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

• • DAY 10. No sign of land yet. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ONE FANTASTIC OFFER FOR YOU GUYS. IF YOU TAKE ONE DAY OFF TRANSCRIBING, YOU'LL GET MOST OF THE FOLLOWING DAY ABSOLUTELY FREE! SO MAKE SURE YOU FUCK AROUND AND DON'T DO ANY TRANSCRIBING TODAY, BECAUSE TOMORROW, YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE! LIMITED TIME OFFER, JUST E-MAIL GREGG.MAYS@GMAIL.COM.AU FOR ALL YOUR TRANSCRIBING NEEDS! Time mark: 00:42:18 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately zero minutes. Disregard that, I suck cocks. Heart level: 9%. -Ronichu 06:06, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Day 11. No sign of land yet. I have Soundly Decided to write all of my Log Entries upside down FOR NOW- I hope this will Attempt To Mislead the various TROLLS and other JERKS who try to disrupt my Sexy Times with my sweetheart, The Wallflower. Oh yes- we are STILL DATING, despite the Serious Best Efforts of the trolls. Just Today she came over to MY HOUSE and we Shared Some DNA; she wanted a Drink Of Water and while I was Up Getting It I mass-debated into the Cup, which I Feel Is Right due to the fact I am a 28 year old VIRGIN with Such Pains. She owed me anyway. Time mark: 00:46:20 of 01:36:19. Time spent transcribing: Approximately 120 minutes. SHE IS MINE NOW. Heart level: 7%. -Ronichu 06:45, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

• You sound like me When I was deeply entrenched in Mumble 1. I don't know How I finished that beast, and I don't think I'm meant to remember. All I can recall is that at 20:00, I suddenly stopped giving a fuck about making sure all of Chris's stupid sputtering was perfectly preserved.--Beat 14:22, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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