Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

Starting transcription Urist 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? LouisLash 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a Virgin with rage by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming two fucking counties for playing Kick the Autistic!--Blazer 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Name Change

I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--Blazer 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Moving it here, so it can be seen.--Blazer 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
• I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--MoarLurk 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--Blazer 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to Song of Christian? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. TheBrownSonichu 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --Aldrasio 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Cry some more, Chris

Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. CrookedSmirk 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• "We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. Brofose 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Pertinence

This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on reality and his ego come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -Ezra Mason 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris's Shirt.

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to possibly riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I believe to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost alot of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --Kimo 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange Sonic Heroes t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the Sonic Heroes logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--Blazer 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --Lurker 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --Kimo 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --16BitAlex 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The Conspiracy

I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). Squirrelbait 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. Dkaien 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County. (2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu. (3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation Urist 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? BrokenDead89 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of Adam Stackhouse Joshua Martinez Jerkops Clyde Cash THE IMPOSTOR That Damn ED Page The Cwcki Michael Snyder Ms. Roach the Babysitter Chris's principal The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. Hurrrr2 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. Squirrelbait 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. Dkaien 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --TubularMonkey 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. Griffintown 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --TubularMonkey 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit, guys

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. Thelieisacake 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --Robotnik 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)