Talk:Coffee Place

Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--JenkinsJinkies 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

• personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. Clydec 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

• Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. NoVu 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

This is a confirmed CWCSighting

The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. Clydec 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

• Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. NoVu 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
• I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. Griffintown 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

This Amanda person seems interesting enough.

Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. Clydec 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

• Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --Ronichu 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.(Drlugae 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))

Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- Mexican 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-Kei 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--MoarLurk 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. Elephant 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --BreadGod 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--MoarLurk 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. Borednewb 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? Sarge 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)

As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. Clydec 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -Kei 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.Hiiro 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

If it does, start backing up the site. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. Baxter 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Do not edit

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --Ronichu 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I've already added the significant information to List of places that have banned Chris.--MoarLurk 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --Caboose -1 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Can we at least replace the names (or link them)? It took me two readings of the first section before I realized "Bobby" was Chris' dad and, until then, I was left scratching my head as to what the fuck the point of the page was. -Schismtracer 16:09, 11 July 2010 (UTC)