Voicemail greeting

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The Voicemail message of Christian Weston Chandler is something that many trolls have to experience quite often if they attempt to prank call Chris. However, Chris makes sure that the experience is never the same twice in a row, by changing the message very often. Chris' message has went trough a wide variety of changes, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message

2 August 2009

Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my publicist and my lawyers to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, Troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin' stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day.

1 March 2011

Chris: I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is very paranoid of cyber-bullies at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or out-of-state-of-Virginia number, please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.