User:Brendsmalls/Drinking Game

Watching the trials and tribulations of Chris Chan is entertaining enough, but the next logical progression is to throw liqour into the mix. To play, grab your favorite drink and head on down to the Cwcville Library with your bestest joy-boys, pick any older video, and watch in any order you want. Watch the videos in their entirety (with the exception of nonsense where none of these things happen like Guitar Hero or Little Big Planet videos), noting each time one of the following things occurs and drinking accordingly.

Here's a good [video ] to begin with.

Take one drink

Whenever Chris does any of the following

TRUE and HONEST

• Chris sighs/grunts
• Shows off something to prove its/his authenticity (Amnyfest ring, medallion, etc)
• Dramatic glasses removal
• Holds a picture/sign in front of the camera
• His voice gets high pitched or cracks when yelling
• Chris Asserts heterosexuality
• Chris is homophobic
• Chris curses/blesses/uses his special brand of GodJesus powers
• There is a wild mood swing between two videos (crashing into slumber in one, making a death threat or giddy about a new sweetheart in the next)

Whenever Chris says any of the following

• "Boyfriend-free girl"
• "Gal-pal"
• "Duck"
• "China"
• "Damn dirty"
• "Sweetheart from the ground-up"
• "True and honest"
• "Virgin with rage"
• Says the name of a specific troll (Clyde Cash, Jack, etc)
• Mentions a specific date ("In that october of 2007!")

Take two drinks for

• Racial slurs or unintentional racism!
• A death threat!
• Showing his fangs!

The claw in question.

Waterfall during

• The Claw of Fail
• Shadow boxing/violence by proxy

Everyone else drinks when you spot

• The Plush Breasts
• The sailor moon poster

The Illustrious CWCville Library [1]