Jungle bells
Jungle bells was uploaded on 18th December 2015. Predictably, Chris mangles yet another widely loved Christmas song. It's almost amazing how thoroughly any song he gets his hands on gets fucked up in a matter of seconds.
Furthermore, Chris also shows off a new shirt that an anonymous person sent him.
Description
| "Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine." |
Video
| Jungle bells | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 December 2015 |
| Subject Matter | Christmas |
| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas | |
Transcription
Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail [unintelligible]. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. [holds up a new shirt] Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It may be small, but then. [holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder] I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. [shakes head] Are you serious? Mmm. [shakes head again with a big frown] Anyway, pbbt. [drops shirt] So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. [holds controller up, then puts it down] Oh well.
[to rhythm of Jingle Bells] Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.
[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine] o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! [pretends to whack into tree]
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.
[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine] o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! [holds out arms]
Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!
Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!
Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!
Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!
Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!
[finishes singing and holds up controller again]
Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.