/cow/
/cwc/ was a Chris-related image board.
A notable hangout for those too lazy to register for PVCC (or people who got rejected from PVCC), newfags, and people who believe ANONYMOUS IS LEGION, etc. Despite the concentrated amounts of faggotry, Krapplefags are notable in being above ED and 4chan in the troll hierarchy.
The late Clyde Cash used to frequent the board to provide the lowly serfs with da update. However, some users have reported seeing posts made by Clyde's ghost.
While despised by many PVCC and #sonichu regulars, /cwc/ is notable in that it provides a place to discuss Chris-chan when 110mb goes down, which causes both PVCC and CWCki to go offline.
Ivy has alleged that Chris has discovered the site, based on a tip off from a successful white knight, yet his response was that the colors bothered him and that there were "too many words."
Notable Goings-on
White Knight leaks
Ivy Appears
Closed due to Spam
Then August 2nd, a counter-troll named Geneva, under the guise of Kimmo Alm, owner of Anontalk.com (a pedophile forum that frequently spams imageboards) suddenly decided to attack the innocent site and flood it with CP. So the KKK set up an anti-Kimmo board about fighting back against him. Geneva however continued to CP flood it, forcing the site admin to take the board offline. However /cwc/ returned 9 days later.
Closed due to Counter-Trolls
On August 23, 2009, Geneva once again tried to take /cwc/ offline by blackmailing CEO, the admin of KKK. Geneva's bluff was successful as the board was once again indefinitely taken offline.
Typical Discussions on /cwc/
- "BAWWW, I can't get on PVCC!"
- "how do i irc?"
- "HAY GUYS, LET'S GET CHRIS TO GROW A BEARD!"
- "I WANT TO PUNCH CHRIS IN THE FACE AND/OR SEE HIM CRY."
- "Guys, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET A HOOKER FOR CHRIS?"
- "Trolls, please get Chris to do [x], [y], and [z]. Thank you kindly."
- "Ivy is just a figment of Chris's imagination, lol"
- "CLYDE CASH IS SO COOL AND I WANT TO BE LIKE CLYDE."
- "BLANCA SUCKED ASS"
- "PANDAHALO SUCKED ASS"
- "IVY SUCKED ASS"
- "THE FIELD AGENTS SUCK ASS"
- "BLUESPIKE WENT TOO FAR"
- "BLUESPIKE WAS A GENIUS AND I MISS THAT LITTLE GUY"