Shoe Colouring

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What a mess.
Appearance by Barb at about the 16 minute mark in the second video.

Shoe Colouring is a set of videos that Chris uploaded to YouTube on 3 August 2018. They follow him as he spray-paints a pair of white Adidas sneakers in a quite messy fashion, using absolutely nothing to cover up his carpet from getting stained (which does happen later on). Throughout the nearly hour-long video, Chris interjects with bouts of random-access humor, while talking to Barb about topics like what to sell on eBay, and things she needs to buy (and during these parts, Chris frequently addresses the viewers directly to buy stuff from him). Chris also frequently talks to his mom in a dramatic and rather rude manner.

Intro

Intro to Shoe Colouring
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Stardate 3 August 2018
Subject Matter OtherUnknownIcon.png Fashion
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper The Blue Clopper, Smock
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Shoe Colouring


Description

Watch me colour my new shoes to continue the style as I like it, in the next video.

Transcript

[Chris waves to the camera] Hey everybody on Youtube Land or whatever, this is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! Coming to you live from home once again! Yep.

And today I'm 'bout to show y'all something very spectacular that I think you'll all be quite amazed with... want y'all to (know???) that this is a little do-it-yourself project, so make sure your jewelry is concealed... [Shows how his necklace is concealed under his smock and Blue Clopper]

And you're wearing a... smock *Waves the bottom of the smock around* or apron. And paint will be invovled so... enjoy yourself.

Shoe Colouring

Chris spends an hour spray painting his shoes. He is too lazy to place anything underneath them and consequently stains his carpet with yellow paint. Creepily, he continues to refer to his mother as "dear".


Shoe Colouring
Search for video YouTube, archive
Stardate 3 August 2018
Subject Matter OtherUnknownIcon.png Fashion
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy
Shirt The Blue ClopperThe Blue Clopper The Blue Clopper, Smock
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
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Intro to Shoe Colouring
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Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5


Description

Watch me colour my new shoes (of the same brand and style as the previous ones) to continue the style as I like it on me.

Transcript

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Walking to the post office Chris's videos Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5

[00:00] Alright, so we're going to get down to it yall will have the bird's-eye view of- possibility here thanks to this little camera accessory I have. Anyway, we're looking at a new pair of shooooes! You like it when I new pair of shoes, I had to get a new pair, anyway this is no- anyway this the shoe bo- the box for the new pair this is my old shoes I have recently anyway they're Adidas Neo and here they are right there with the shipping tape on the cover on top of it to keep them in kind of a display type of thing so here they are in there faded glory, so that's the old shoes and here we have . . . the new shoes! Same thing, Adidas Neo, took out the shoe laces a little while ago and were going to get to work on coloring these going from all the white to yellow and blue. So what you need here is, uh, so you're gonna watch me as I go we can either use duct tape or shipping tape and the paint we will be using is, uh, Tulip Color Shot, intent fabric color, it's permanent and hey, between the yellow and the cobalt blue as you can see right there, I also have black in case I mess up and get it on the black stripes there. In case you want to do this for yourself and I welcome that y'all deck out your shoes as you like it, the way I see it white's, it's like a blank canvas and they come in this packaging, this type of packaging, these two are Color Shots. Anyway definately want to make sure these are, we- aimed away from your face, just to show you an example the nozzle, look for the nozzle, make sure that this is away from your face okay! It's common sense, it's common sense! You don't want to spray yourself in the face, aim it forward and you want to make sure you shake it up before each use. But for now, we are going to repair these shoes so we get them from this, to that in color, to do this one shoe at a time so I'm pretty much show y'all, doing this for one shoe so you, you tape it from the one, you apply it to the other, do it for yourselves, it's all good. Alright so, I'm deciding, I'm thinking as I go . . .