Pink eye

Chris claims although his eyes were originally blue, in high school he got pink eye in his right eye and the prescribed eyedrops turned it green. This is a fact he uses to introduce himself to girls:

• Anna in The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer
• Blanca in an email
• Emily during their date

“	Chris' eyes are very, VERY slightly different in color. It's nothing you would be able to notice unless he fucking points it out to you...or you just happen to notice small details like that.	”
Emily

((quote|Farts on my face causes pink eye|Chris, in Mumble conversation with Julie}}