Jack Thaddeus
Jack Thaddeus (D.O.B. unknown) is a troll who is the possible successor of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various PSN related trollings with Chris.
The events surrounding the appearance of Jack are shrouded in mystery. Who he is, what his goals are, and whom he is aligned with are all unknowns. It is hoped that, in time, these questioned will be answered as Jack emerges from the shadow of his predecessor Clyde Cash.
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into dry-humping his PS3 and singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay". Unimpressed by Chris' performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.
It is possible that Jack is not alone in his endeavors. Chris has referenced a "Samantha" in the videos mentioned previously. This could stem either from Chris' stupidity or from the presence of a co-conspirator in the trollings.
|
This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it. |