Apologies to Alec and Evan
Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-ha-me-ha, he "apologizes" to Evan and Alec. His only motivation for this seems to be as a means to convince them to remove the ads from the CWCipedia, which have shifted essentially to hardcore gay porn.
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| Apologies to Alec and Evan | |
| Stardate | 1 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Website
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Saga |  Asperchu Saga
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| Shirt |  Red Stripe
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Transcript
Ahh, Captain's Log, February first, 2010.. I would like to take this moment to apologize to mister Alec Benson Leary..For the curses, and the death threats, and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own "fanmail" and all that.. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his Asperchu as being a parody and labeling it as such.. As much as it is his original character.
Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's.. [squints in a retarded concentration] Try saying that three times fast with plurals..Heh.. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's all-creation. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements that I've made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything parodic or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.
Um...Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character..And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract all ownership of the Simonchu character. [Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing] And..I leave you all with that! Soo..Yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [-sigh-] Be safe and have a good day!