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“	Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP FUCK ABSTINENCE". Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get, you end up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!".	”
Chris, still unaware of why he's a virgin. 28 March 2010.