Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Troper
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

Opening Statement

I'm a user that has Chris's former name, has Asperger's, and aspire to create fiction. However, this is where the similarities end.

User:SirKinder