Talk:Jackie e-mails Part 3

this is all of them. Clydec 05:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Reading that last email where jackie owns Chris at the end. So cash Dkd 10:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Lol, Chris tries to pretend that he broke it off with her. So much the better.--Sonichuistehcool 20:53, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• Who wants to be that soon after he'll be making a video begging her to come back?--MoarLurk 21:42, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • I doubt it, because you need to remember that his handler is probably watching him. --BreadGod 21:49, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
    • The only way she can really control his web-presence is by cutting the internet. It will not happen. Bob tried and failed and he might mutinate if she do Griffintown 23:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Jackie has nothing to do with trolls. If Rocky was trying to stop all videos period, Chris would have taken his voice actor rant down as well, but he hasn't. His Wallflower rant went down for unknown reasons, sure, but that may have been Wallflower ordering Chris to remove all content related to her from the internet. I think she's told him to not upload any videos where he explicitly mentions trolls. And, of course, there's always the chance that Chris will become so furious that he'll go against her orders.--MoarLurk 22:20, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
    • That's the moment we're eagerly awaiting. Chris's problems will frustrate him so much that he will go against the orders of Rocky and do whatever makes sense to him. Eventually, Rocky will throw up her arms and say something similar to, "Fuck it. Do whatever the hell you want. I'm through with your bullshit." --BreadGod 22:41, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh boy, I just saw the new emails. Jackie, if you're reading this, I suggest bringing up his censorship in the Mailbag and how he clearly valued the PS3 over Julie. While you're on that topic, bring up the fact that a thirteen year old boy made him his bitch. Keep pushing the "You only care about the PS3" angle as well, and you may want to say something along the lines of "You don't want companionship or love, you just want a sex doll that won't pop".--MoarLurk 03:37, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Someone give Jackie a medal.--MoarLurk 14:27, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Official sweetheart page now?

Well, Jackie corresponded heavily with Chris, got some new useful information (We can now confirm that his YASG is indeed the church group at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church) and we even got a very disturbing video out of him. He even claimed to be in love with her... Is this enough to warrant a a sweetheart page just for her? What is the consensus? --SargentPickles 20:51, 22 April 2010 (EST)

• We certainly do have plenty of information on her but since we got everything in one big package we may want to hold off until we see what Chris does with this (i.e. a vid begging her to come back or her showing up in Sonichu in some form). --Caboose -1 03:14, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

The Break-Up

As much as Chris seems to be fairly (read: very) cowardly in his interactions with everyone, it feels like revisionist history to claim Jackie initiated the break-up here when we have evidence in front of us to the contrary -- part of my enjoyability of the end of this saga was that it was Chris who broke it off this time, not the other way around; Jackie, to the contrary, actively seems to try to keep it going (out of what is pretty demonstrably an attempt to troll him and not the goodness of her heart). It's also amusing that Chris gets off a mild backhand when he opts to insult her facial piercings on the way out; coming from Chris, that one's got to hurt.

I feel like the entirely angle around Jackie -- her being an innocent who was drawn into the Chris-Chan saga and dumps him unceremoniously when she realises how fucked up he is -- is very constructed and artificial and not as funny as the reality -- Chris ends a trolling when he realises he is unable to justify his own terrible behaviour, in the process insulting what he still believes is a real woman. Why are we working so hard to create comedy around this when the comedy writes itself? Parapluie 04:33, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• I agree. -Ronichu 05:26, 23 April 2010 (UTC

Phrasing

Why is this page written as if Jackie is not a troll? The article says "By this time, however, Jackie is seeing the bigger picture about Chris, especially after she discovers the CWCki, thanks to Chris." It is painfully obvious by Jackie's responses throughout the e-mails that this is a troll who knows everything about Chris. This Wiki is supposed to record information correctly, so what's with the facade? I Love Little Girls 08:10, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• Because for the purposes of the narrative and based on information we have, Jackie is not a troll. Furthermore, even if she was, one should realize this in the same way one should realize that William Shatner is not really Captain Kirk, Adam West is not really Batman, etc. but merely actors playing a role. Any sane person should realize that Captain Kirk is not an actual person, merely a character portrayed by an actor, namely William Shatner. --Champthom 16:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
• My favorite analogy is to pro wrestling, where almost nobody in the audience necessarily believes it's "real," but it's more fun to watch if you suspend your disbelief a bit. There's a slang term called "kayfabe," which refers to the illusion maintained by the performers that they're not actually putting on a performance. This wiki has a little bit of kayfabe going on as well. (And the PVCC dudes are probably going to add a bit more nowadays, since Chris has started reading the site.) Dkaien 22:35, 25 April 2010 (UTC)