PlayingHouse
Chris plays with some LEGO people like a pedofork. Most notably, he points out the pees and poops of his fictional children.
Also, Chris most likely got the phrase "made his lil' peeps and poops" from the Family Guy episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works", where Herbert tells his dog to do this.
| PlayingHouse | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
|
| Performance Style |  Crazy
|
| Shirt | Unclear |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous A Workout |
next Wigwam |
Transcription
Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.
AnIhome. Coming home from work. [High pitched voice] Hi honey halhome! [Normally] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe. [Kissing sound] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got printed, it got some very huge responses [Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over] Really. Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work. Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? 'Pparently he wasn't keepin' up! Oh. That's a shame.
["Children" slide in front of the screen] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [Lego figures appear unfazed]
So, how're the kids? D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"] Anyway, they're doin' okay. So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready? Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. Alright. ["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]
[Table and chairs are set out] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [Lego figures join table]
[Offscreen] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. Mmm, that was delicious dear. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. Myeah, it was very good. [As "Reginald] Bububububoobee! Th! Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... [As "Crystal"] Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo... Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!
[As Jackie] I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.
Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me. I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up? No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided. That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [Fumbles with toy] Oops. ["Kisses"] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. Goodnight!
Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. Dabadabadabadubu! ["Kiss"] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. Dubehbedubuh. Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.
[Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.
And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? Well I got another case report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that. Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. That's good... So, you wanna do it? Yeah, why not. [Chris pushes the lego figures together] Oh yeah, you do it good. [Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay. Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight.
See also
| ⇐ A Workout | Chris's videos | Wigwam ⇒ |