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Christian Weston Chandler has a somewhat bizarre taste in fashion. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on shit from Playstation Network, action figures, and sex dolls, Chris is very stingy about his clothes shopping. He exclusively shops for clothes at Salvation Army and Goodwill, and therefore the only clothes he owns are clown shirts donated from the circus and shirts he obtained from horse jockeys he killed with his own hands.

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