Anne Boleyn

The ancestor of the man who gave brith to Sonichu?

Though, it would explain why she was called a witch.

“	As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestrial traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, Anne Boleyn, who was the uh, one of H-Henry VIII's...King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I.	”
Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007

Anne Boleyn (1501/1507–19 May 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Chris claims to be a descendent of her, via Daniel Weston who was on the mayflower. As there is, however, no proof of anyone going by the name of Daniel Weston ever having been on the Mayflower, his descendency from Anne Boleyn is also disputed.

Not possible

In actual fact, Ann Boleyn only had one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is not possible Chris could be decsended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous virgin with rage. Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the Ye Olde shoppes with idiotic signs.