Talk:Chris and death

I just came here from the Twin Falling Towers page, obviously expecting it to mention that video on this page now. I was expecting maybe the section would be named WTC or 911 Victims but reading the section title "Every Single Fucking Victim of September 11, 2001" made me laugh my fucking ass off. Props to you wonderful people. Chris has now officially become a horrible monster, and the few people who had sympathy for him are no more. SirCucumber 05:47, 6 November 2009 (CET)

I think we need a section on Chris and his own eventual death.--MoarLurk 23:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

• I moved the Bob and Barbara section because it is supposed to be a placeholder for when Bob or the Snorlax die. If they are being put on the list behind someone else it sugests they are already dead. Also, we're gonna need to put up something for when he reacts to hearing about Mike Jackson. Whats the bet he won't really give a shit? --Edward 01:32, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
• Interesting concept, that. He won't be around for the only death he'll actually give a shit about. Poor Chris. - Liquid! 14:08, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
• Oh yes. We do need a section about Chris's own death. He's only made a few mentions of it though. We need to expand it. I suggest a mailbag question asking him what he thinks of the idea of his own death. --Edward 20:59, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

About Mike Jackson

To whoever wrote the part about him: no offense dude, this was a massive troll. The "obituary" page tells you what you need to know:

Middle name Joseph. Which is also the dead pop singer's middle name.

Parents Joseph and Katherine, need I say more?

Plus, I find it hard to believe that an intelligent adult would do the stupid things he apparently did, or that his wife would allow it, or that he wouldn't be reported to childhood services for things like watching porn with his kids.

In short: troll. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Sonichewy (talk • contribs)

Well done, Investigator Obvious. --Anonymax 14:18, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

The Edit Summary is too Small

I changed the first sentence because being "stalked" by death doesn't "as a result" make someone have difficulty dealing with death.

Lots of (I would assume) normal people want the dead to "come back", so honestly I don't see how Chris asking the dead to come back is indicative of his being particularly out-of-touch with his peers.

The "Chris only watches shows that bring people back from the dead" paragraph I removed because it's speculation.

I removed the goddamn Titanic thing. Yeah, he made fun of a tragedy that occurred a century ago. I'm sure most of us have. It's not too soon. Chris does enough bad things without us being melodramatic.

There are a lot of smaller edits which were "This is a horrible thing Chris did" or "Nobody knows how Chris can be so EVIL!" because that doesn't add anything. Special mention goes to "Effectively, he's stolen and erased her soul" because he drew a comic of Patti. Stay classy, guys.

There was clearly also someone who went around and tacked on "Well this isn't really related to the topic but it shows that Chris is a bad person so I'll put it at the end" shit. Removed them.

Most of the PandaHalo section was also melodramatic speculation, so I trimmed that down.

Also removed the "Borb" and "Chris" sections. Yeah, they'll die. However, the sections were speculation pretty much exclusively. The article is, according to the intro, about how Chris copes with and responds to death, not about "This is how my uneducated ass thinks Bob will die".

Also rewrote some sentences for clarity. Freecell 08:27, 22 January 2011 (PST)

Patti's age

Do we have a reference to put up with when Patti was born? I'm just wondering how accurate 1988 was considering, if it was true, she would have had to be 18 when she died. With Patti's breed, with her living outdoors most of her life, and her probable diet of cheap dog food and human food.... it'd be extremely rare for a dog like that to live that long. While there are known cases of dogs living to be 27 and 28...they are rare. Beagle-spitz mixes (as are most beagle-anything mixes) are known to have an average life span of 10-12 years... 18 years would definitely be pushing it. Not saying it's not possible...just wondering where we got 1988 from. --4Macie 07:40, 28 January 2012 (PST)

Chandler Cats

Do you think we should add any of the other deceased chandler cats like Pollo and Sorbet? Since they're both dead according to Chris as of summer 2018.

--PracticeBot13 12:27, 12 November 2018 (PST)

• Sure, go for it. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 22:54, 12 November 2018 (UTC)

I think someone need to add Merge as well

I mean he told us that 3,5 billion people will end up getting rekt and, at the same time, he seems okay with that and even got saddened by the fact that we still haven't got a full-sized Resonance Cascade in our world.

Good idea, feel free to add it. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 06:53, 18 April 2019 (UTC)