Biology

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Biology is the natural science that studies life and living organisms, including their physical structure, chemical processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution. Chris has talked a lot about biology and therfore fails hardest at it. Chris surprisingly accepts biological facts such as evolution and vaccines which many Christians reject though he has the facts jumbled up and ends up speaking nonsense most of the time.

Reproductive biology

One of the most well known fact about Chris is that he recycles, he mixed up his knowledge on the sperm and egg and thinks the sperm count is a fixed number that goes on decreasing every time he masturbates, to counter act this decrease he drinks his own semen. We have GodJesus to thank for not making Chris a biological female and having to see him drink his menses. He also believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable not knowing the only thing this will do is give him ice cubes to use in his fanta.

Chris also learnt that transgender woman can get periods from a facebook post which is false. The only way Chris could have something resembling menses is by ramming medallions up his ass. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods; for MTF women, this again is impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of perids caused due to changes in hormones released by the female brain and uterus since Chris lacks both a uterus and a brain he is imagining symptoms.

Chris also believes after his gender reassignment surgery, he can get pregnant. He also listens to certain dubious audio tracks which claim to help sprout a vagina, help transfer belly mass to the buttocks and make his farts smell less bad. After a while of listening to these subliminal frequency beats, and feeling up his junk he confused his pubic symphysis for vulva and sliced open his taint. This not only shows his complete belief in pseudoscience but also proved he has no knowledge of female anatomy.

Neuroscience

Chris rejects the existence of asperger's syndrome though it is a well proven syndrome in the scientific community. He thinks that people with aspergers steal the limelight from people with autism though this doesn't make any sense since both of them are incredibly similar and on the same spectrum. Chris believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most research points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities.


Immunity

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris watched the Cells at work anime to boost his immune system, whatever that meant.