Chris's mannerisms

The Mannerism of Fail is the repertoire of various physical manerisms, poses and attitudes Chris does to warrant himself some importance or the desire to look theatrical. Most of them are pathetically hilarious.

Here's the most well-known:

• The Stress Sigh: Chris often sighs to show the listener exactly how stressed he is. In print, he types out the word "sigh" too.
• The Claw of Fail: A dramatic, villainous hand gesture Chris uses to show that he means serious business.
• Dramatic Glasses Removal: Chris puts on his glasses so he can remove them dramatically. And again. It tends to kind of wear down the intended effect.
• The Kata of Fail: Chris shows his deadly moves in this Kata. None seems to be able to produce any damage.