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Fan Chat with Chris from 20 January 2009.
Featuring Clyde Cash, BILLY MAYS as moderator, and special guest star, Ignatius J. Reilly, PhD. from the University of New Orleans's Gay and Lesbian Studies department and founder of Gay 4 Sonichu.
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20:26 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by clydeC
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20:26 <@clydeC> by the way, mumble.
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20:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Guest] by clydeC
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20:27 <@clydeC> OH WELCOME CHRIS
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20:27 <@BILLY_MAYS> AND SO THAT'S HOW I TOOK IT OVER WITH THE POWER OF KABOOM.
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20:28 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH, HI CHRIS
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20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Clyde, you do not NEED to harass anyone.
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20:28 <@clydeC> What, I NEED TO.
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20:28 <@clydeC> IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
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20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> why are you doing this?
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20:28 <@clydeC> Because of Ryan Cash.
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20:28 <@clydeC> Can't you read you simpleton?
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20:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [+h ChrisChanSonichu] by clydeC
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Look, Ryan is gone, and I can sympathize with your loss and pain.
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20:29 <@clydeC> NO YOU CAN"T!
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20:29 <@clydeC> NO YOU CAN'T
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20:29 <@clydeC> TELL ME
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20:29 <@clydeC> WHO HAVE YOU LOST
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> My dog, Patti.
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> In REAL LIFE
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20:29 <@clydeC> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN
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20:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
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20:29 <@clydeC> YOU ASSHOLE
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I cried for weeks.
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20:29 <@clydeC> SO!?
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20:29 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE FELT
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20:29 <@clydeC> OVER THESE PAST FEW WEEKS AS WELL
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20:29 <@clydeC> NOTHING BUT LOSS
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20:29 <@clydeC> AND ANGER
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20:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Patti was very close to me, like a sibling.
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20:29 <@clydeC> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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20:29 <@clydeC> YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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20:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN, A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER. HOW DARE YOU SHRUG CLYDE'S LOSS OFF SO EASILY.
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20:29 <@clydeC> I AM GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
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20:30 <@clydeC> UNTIL I HAVE SATISFIED
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20:30 <@clydeC> LIKE A SIBLING?
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20:30 <@clydeC> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN STILL
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20:30 <@clydeC> YOU ARE SAYING RYAN WAS A DOG/1
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20:30 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CHRIS
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20:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> No. NOW LISTEN, CLYDE. RYAN WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO GO AROUND TERRIFYING PEOPLE FOR THE HELL OF IT. HE WOULD HAVE WANTED YOU TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE; CONTINUE LIVING AS YOU HAD; FIND YOURSELF A SWEETHEART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
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20:31 <@clydeC> YES, I FOUND A SWEETHEART ALRIGHT
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20:31 <@clydeC> BY THE NAME OF SARAH MCKENZIE
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20:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YOU SHOULD GO SEE A PASTORAL COUNSOLER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH TO TALK TO
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20:32 <@clydeC> SHE WAS GOOD FOR A DAY
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20:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HACKS, A LOUD VOICE, AND AN AMAZING LINE OF PRODUCTS CAN DO TO SOMEBODY'S SEXUAL AFFILIATION IN THE MINDS OF MANY
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20:32 <@clydeC> THEN I LEFT AUSTRALIA
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20:32 <@clydeC> QUITE INTERESTING
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20:32 <@clydeC> LET ME TELL YOU
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20:32 <@clydeC> I'VE NEVER HAD AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN BEFORE
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20:32 <@clydeC> BUT LET TELL ME YOU SOMETHING, SHE FUCKING LOVED IT
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20:32 <@clydeC> SHE'LL STAY QUIET FOR YOUR SAKE
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20:32 <@clydeC> BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE WANTS ME AGAIN
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20:32 <@clydeC> TOO BAD I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
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20:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Ryan, I understand the loss has been REALLY TOUGH on you emotionally and physically, and I understand your reasons behind why you've been shooting off smoke like you are now. But you should really speak to a counsoler at a local church to help you put things back in perspective with your life.
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20:34 <@clydeC> I HAVE NO RELIGION
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20:34 <@clydeC> SO WHY SHOULD I GO TO CHURCH
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20:34 <@clydeC> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING CHRIS
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20:34 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE COMICS SO SLOWLY
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20:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You do not need religion to see a counsoler.
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20:34 <@clydeC> TO MAKE MY BROTHER WAIT
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20:34 <@clydeC> WAIT
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20:34 <@clydeC> I'M CLYDE
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20:34 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING MORON
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20:34 <@clydeC> I'M NOT RYAN
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20:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry; I meant Clyde.
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20:35 <@clydeC> LOOK, YOU'RE NEVER SORRY
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20:35 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU SURE SHARE HIS PAIN, THINKING HE'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE TALKING TO YOU AND ALL.
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20:35 <@clydeC> YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU NEVER MEAN
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20:35 <@clydeC> YOU SAY YOU'LL RELEASE THAT COMIC IN NOVERMENT
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20:35 <@clydeC> NOVEMBER
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20:35 <@clydeC> YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME UNTIL JANUARY
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20:35 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU EAT UP SO MUCH TIME
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20:35 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
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20:35 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL
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20:35 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU DO!? JACK OFF WITH YOUR DILDO?!
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20:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have been busy with between the trolls, stress and family life; it was hard to find inspiration to draw comics.
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20:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> *harder
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20:36 <@clydeC> INSPIRATION IS JUST A BULLSHIT WORD YOU USE
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20:36 <@clydeC> TO SAY YOU'RE LAZY
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20:36 <@clydeC> YOU ALREADY HAD THE PLOTS MADE
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20:36 <@clydeC> I HACKED YOUR SWEET SEX TALKS
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20:36 <@clydeC> I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID PLOT FOR YOUR STUPID NEW COMIC
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20:36 <@clydeC> FOR OVER 4 MONTHS
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20:36 <@clydeC> AND YOU SAY YOU NEED "INSPIRATION"
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20:36 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
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20:36 <@clydeC> STOP FUCKING LYING TO ME
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20:36 < canine> ok, back
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20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> What's your favorite Television show, Clyde?
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20:39 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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20:39 <@clydeC> STOP DODGING THE ACCUSATION
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20:39 <@clydeC> YOU BITCH
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20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I'm not doding anything; I'm only asking you a simple question.
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20:39 <@clydeC> YES YOU ARE
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20:39 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID
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20:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> *dodging
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20:39 <@clydeC> YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
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20:39 <@clydeC> WHO LIES TO HIS "FANBASE"
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20:40 <@clydeC> I'M ONLY REVEALING THE TRUTH
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20:40 <@clydeC> YOUR FANBASE IS WATCHING, SILENCED BY MY POWER
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20:40 <@clydeC> THEY DEMAND ANSWER, CHRIS
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20:40 <@clydeC> WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?
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20:40 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Do you like the TV show, Family Guy?
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20:41 <@clydeC> CHRIS
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20:41 <@clydeC> ANSWER MY QUESTION
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20:41 <@clydeC> THEN I'LL ANSWER YOUR STUPID ONE
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20:41 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
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20:41 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
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20:41 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I really like Megan; she is sweet, good, and I can only feel sorry for her getting the bad end of the deal. But she is still a sweet woman.
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20:41 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Who is a character you like from the show?
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20:41 <@clydeC> HAH, I RAPED HER AND THAT"S ALL YOU CAN SAY
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20:41 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE SPINELESS
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20:42 <@clydeC> ANYWAY, BACK TO MY QUESTION
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20:42 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
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20:42 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
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20:43 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have not lied to anyone. If I am delayed on a publication, or I've lost inspiration to draw, I let someone within my circle know.
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20:43 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID
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20:43 <@clydeC> I JUST SAID YOU SPENT OVER 4 MONTHS A COMIC
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20:43 <+falsion> Chris, remember Chloe? You wanted me to lie to everyone about that. Remember?
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20:43 <@clydeC> AND YOU HAD ALL THE PLOT DETAILS
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20:43 <@clydeC> EVERYTHING FINISHED
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20:43 <+falsion> Nobody bought it, and eventually you had to give up the whole lie.
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20:43 <+falsion> Then there were the stolen medallions
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20:44 <+falsion> Which you denied, then the videos came out
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20:44 <+falsion> showing that they were indeed stolen
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20:44 <+falsion> you even told a certain Andrew Simmons that you lied about them
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20:44 <+falsion> he told me
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20:44 <@clydeC> THANK YOU, YOU STUPID PAWN, I LOVE HOW YOU'RE HELPING ME
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20:44 <@clydeC> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THESE ACCUSATIONS!?
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20:45 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Why does one feel soo saddened to become unable to draw comics at will as easily and swiftly as before? Why can't one trust someone trust others as easily now right-off at the start? Why does one take emotinal bullets of lies, deciet, slanders, accusations and the like?
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20:46 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T ANSWERING MY GOD DAMN QUESTION
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20:46 <@clydeC> WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING THEM
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20:46 <@BILLY_MAYS> ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS IS A HORRIBLE PERSONALITY TRAIT.
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20:46 <@clydeC> JUST ADMIT iT
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU ARE A LIAR
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LET DOWN YOUR FANBASE
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20:46 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Stress. Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet.
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20:46 <@clydeC> AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE FACE
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20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT STRESS
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20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE COMPLETE DAYS
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU SLEEP WHENEVER YOU WANT TO
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER
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20:46 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE JOBS
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20:46 <@clydeC> OR SCHOOL
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20:46 <@clydeC> OR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH THEIR LIVES
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20:46 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU DO!?
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20:48 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Stress from life's problems of bullies, janitorial duties, loss of lives and friendships from others, a father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump, and sooo many other stressors only add up to an emotional breakdown, and then inability to feel well enough to complete a task as swiftly as before the matter.
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20:48 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT A JANITOR
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20:48 <@BILLY_MAYS> OBJECTION
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20:48 <@clydeC> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
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20:48 <@BILLY_MAYS> JANITORIAL?
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20:48 <@clydeC> EXACTLY, SECOND IN COMMAND
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20:48 <@clydeC> LOOK, I CLEAN UP SHIT ALL THE TIME
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20:49 <@clydeC> EVERYONE DOES
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20:49 <@BILLY_MAYS> I CALL IT CLEANING UP MY HOUSE, BUT THAT'S ME.
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20:49 <@clydeC> WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ARE YOU PULLING
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20:49 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE ANYMORE CHRIS
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20:49 <@clydeC> RYAN WANTED ME TO DO THIS
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20:49 <@clydeC> HE LEFT IT IN HIS SUICIDE NOTE
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20:49 <@clydeC> HE WANTED ME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH BEHIND YOU
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20:49 <@clydeC> YOU HORRIBLE LIAR
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20:52 <@BILLY_MAYS> HONEST FINGERS TYPE QUICKLY.
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20:52 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I stand here now, taking your blows like a brave leading warrior who has seen so much in his lifetime to lead up to a final battle and win. One shall stand, One shall fall, Both will emerge victorious for a better, bright future for each of them after the blows have been dealt, and the scars have been issued. The final thing to do is simply to move on to other, more required objectives of life that have to be done. The point
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20:53 <@clydeC> AND YOUR POINT?!
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20:53 <@BILLY_MAYS> HOW DO BOTH EMERGE VICTORIOUS IF ONE FALLS
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20:53 <%ChrisChanSonichu> The point is they BOTH move on with their lives.
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20:53 <@clydeC> THAT WAS STUPID
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20:53 <@clydeC> LOOK
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20:53 <@clydeC> THAT'S JUST A STORY
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20:54 <@clydeC> THIS IS REAL LIFE WE'RE DEALING WITH
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20:54 <@clydeC> SO WHAT DO YOU ANSWER CHRIS
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20:54 <@clydeC> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR FANBASE
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20:54 <@clydeC> THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO
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20:54 <@clydeC> IF YOU NEVER LIED
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20:54 <@clydeC> RYAN WOULD BE HERE
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20:54 <@clydeC> AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO SUCH EXTREMES
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20:54 <@clydeC> BUT YOU"VE FORCED ME TO DO THIS
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20:54 <@clydeC> YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
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21:00 <@BILLY_MAYS> ARE YOU WATCHING TV OR SOMETHING
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21:00 <@BILLY_MAYS> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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21:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Yes, I could have prevented it, that is true. But I was terribly angry myself at the Slanders, Deceipt and Lies on the E.D. Page, that I WAS hindered from being able to draw and color as swiftly as I used to. I've used my energy to protest against them, yet I have failed and fallen from it. But I restored myself and I was able to continue. But I veer off the question. I made the idle threat of not continuing on with the com
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21:02 <@clydeC> BLAH BLAH BLAH STOP LYING
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21:02 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW YOU WERE JUST USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SLACK OFF
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21:02 <@clydeC> I KNOW
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21:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> And I apologized for Ryan's death.
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21:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am apologizing to you, Clyde.
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21:02 <@clydeC> THAT ISN"T ENOUGH CHRIS
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21:02 <@clydeC> YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH MORE
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21:02 <@clydeC> THAN JUST TO RYAN
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21:02 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR SO CALLED GAL-PALS
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21:03 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT TOOK LIKE TEN MINUTES
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21:03 <@clydeC> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR FANBASE
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21:03 <@clydeC> YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH EXCUSES AND NOT TAKING RESPONBILITY FOR ANYTHING YOU DO
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21:03 <@clydeC> YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
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21:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am taking responsibility for my action by accepting your emotional outbursts.
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21:03 <@clydeC> WELL THEN
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21:03 <@clydeC> JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE GAY
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21:04 <@clydeC> AND WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POINT OF INTEREST
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21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am straight.
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21:04 <@clydeC> NO YOU'RE NOT
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21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> It is you who are the homo.
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21:04 <@clydeC> WHY ELSE WOULD A STRAIGHT MAN HAVE A DILDO?
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21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> OBJECTION
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21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU HAVE THE DILDO, GOOD SIR
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21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You have been using me as a disguise to let yourself out of the closet.
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21:04 <@clydeC> HOW ELSE COULD I RAPE PANDA IF I WERE GAY?
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21:04 <@clydeC> LOOK, YOU HAVE THE DILDOS
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21:04 <@clydeC> NOT I
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21:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> IT CAME FREE WITH A FEMALE SEX DOLL I HAD PREVIOUSLY ORDERED; I DID NOT EXPECT IT.
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21:04 <@clydeC> YES YOU DID
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21:04 <@BILLY_MAYS> NOR DID YOU GET RID OF IT
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21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DID NOT.
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21:05 <@clydeC> IT SAID CLEARLY ON THE ORDER
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21:05 <@clydeC> YOU KEPT IT FOR YEARS CHRIS
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21:05 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT FOR YEARS
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21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NEVER USED IT.
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21:05 <@clydeC> SO WHY DID YOU KEEP IT?
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21:05 <@clydeC> STOP LYING, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY USED IT
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21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> To save it for my Female Sweetheart.
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21:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> for her use.
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21:05 <@clydeC> WHAT? THAT"S NOT A PROPER GIFT FOR A FEMALE
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21:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO SHE HAS SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO USE
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21:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAKKA WAKKA
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21:05 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING PERVERT
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21:06 <@clydeC> ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS SEX
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21:06 <@clydeC> WITH MEN
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21:06 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Call me what you will, but that will never change the Truth that comes from my heart.
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21:06 <@clydeC> YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYONE'S EMOTIONS
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21:06 <@clydeC> YOU WANTED TO GET LAID
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21:06 <@clydeC> THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED FROM JULIE, SARAH, CASSIE
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21:06 <@clydeC> JUST TO SAY YOU"RE STRAIGHT
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21:06 <@clydeC> WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
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21:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and the Truth is that I am Straight, and yes I do constantly ponder over sexual relations from Women, but I honestly wanted to build up trust with the woman who was to be my sweetheart beforehand.
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21:07 <@clydeC> NO YOU DIDN'T
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21:07 <@clydeC> I HAVE HACKED INTO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER SAID
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21:07 <@clydeC> I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH JULIE ON THE SPOT
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21:07 <@clydeC> WHEN SHE MIGHT HAVE COME OVER
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21:07 <@clydeC> AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SARAH MCKENZIE
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21:07 <@clydeC> EXPLAIN THAT
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21:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did. If you were REALLY with Sarah in person, she would have told you herself about me and waiting for her trust.
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21:08 <@clydeC> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT RAPE IS?
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21:08 <@clydeC> ALTHOUGHT IT WASN'T RAPE AT THE END
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21:08 <@clydeC> THAT"S FOR SURE
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21:08 <@clydeC> SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT
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21:08 <@clydeC> BUT DON'T YOU FRET MY FRIEND, YOU CAN STILL MEET WITH HER
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21:09 <@clydeC> BUT I DON"T KNOW HOW YOU'LL MANAGE TO GET IT UP CONSIDERING YOU'RE GAY
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21:09 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE MY LITTLE PONIES, DILDOS, PURSES
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21:09 <@clydeC> WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
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21:09 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I understand what rape is, and I am against it fully, but I know for sure that you have never done that to her; you are blowing off smoke from your frustrations to try to hinder me again.
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21:09 <@clydeC> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
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21:10 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have collected My Little Ponies, because I had a Gal-Pal who introduced me to them, and I became interested.
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21:10 <@clydeC> IS THIS WHAT YOU WILL SAY TO PANDA WHEN SHE'S DESCRIBING HER WONDERFUL TIME WITH ME
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21:10 <@clydeC> LOOK CHRIS
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21:10 <@clydeC> ONLY FAGGOTS LIKE YOU PLAY WITH PONIES
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21:10 <@clydeC> NAME ONE OTHER MAN WHO PLAYS WITH MY LITTLE PONIES
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21:12 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do NOT know too many other MEN, as I have gone through my life with a MAJORITY OF FEMALE FRIENDS, so I can not say; from real life or from television or movies.
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21:12 <@clydeC> EXACTLY CHRIS
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21:12 <@clydeC> YOUR FRIENDS ARE FEMALE
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21:12 <@clydeC> YOU"RE OBVIOUSLY AFRAID OF MALES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE POP A BONER WHILE YOU'RE NEXT TO THEM
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21:12 <%ChrisChanSonichu> But I can safely say that a LOT OF MEN have a Good Number of Female Friends.
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21:12 <@clydeC> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE BANGING THEM
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21:12 <@clydeC> WHAT ABOUT YOU
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21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR "FEELINGS" AND SHIT
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21:13 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL
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21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
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21:13 <%ChrisChanSonichu> That, sir is INCORRECT.
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21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
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21:13 <@clydeC> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
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21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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21:13 <@BILLY_MAYS> ZING
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21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
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21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
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21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
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21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
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21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
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21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
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21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
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21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
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21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
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21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
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21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
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21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
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21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
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21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
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21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
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21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
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21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
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21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
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21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
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21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
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21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
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21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
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21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
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21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
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21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
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21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> well, you have been sharing un-socialable information about yourself up to this point.
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21:16 <@clydeC> WELL, YOU KEEP SHARING LIES
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21:16 <@clydeC> LIKE "BEING STRAIGHT"
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21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT
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21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
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21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF
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21:16 <@clydeC> NO YOU ARE NOT
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21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am Straight.
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21:17 <@clydeC> YOU CAN SAY THAT OVER AND OVER
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21:17 <@clydeC> BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE
341.
21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOVE VAGINAS
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21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE DICKS
343.
21:17 <@clydeC> YOU LOVE THEM
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21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
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21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I LOATHE DICKS>
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21:17 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM UP YOUR DICKS
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21:17 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW LOATHE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE LOVE
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21:17 <@clydeC> SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CONFESSION
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21:17 <@clydeC> SO CHRIS, JUST ADMIT IT
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21:17 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I HATE DICKS.
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21:17 <@clydeC> EVEN YOUR OWN!?
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21:17 <@BILLY_MAYS> IS THAT WHY YOU BROKE YOUR-.... NEVERMIND. TOO EASY
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21:18 <@clydeC> FACE IT CHRIS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET
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21:18 <@clydeC> JUST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY
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21:18 <@clydeC> AND FILM IT
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21:18 <@clydeC> AND THEN YOU CAN PROVE TO ME YOU'RE STRAIGHT
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21:18 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
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21:18 <@clydeC> SO THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO
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21:18 <@BILLY_MAYS> YEAH, SECOND GRADE RETORTS ARE FUN. I'D LIKE TO FOLLOW-UP ON SOMETHING.
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21:19 <@clydeC> CONTINUE, SECOND IN COMMAND
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21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> "IT SLIPPED OUT WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE". YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SHIT MYSELF, BUT
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21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD IMAGINE, IF I SHIT MY PANTS
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21:19 <@BILLY_MAYS> I WOULD NOTICE SOMETHING UNUSUAL IS GOING ON
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21:19 <%ChrisChanSonichu> If the shoe fits, you wear it; you want me to wear shoes of homos, yet they do NOT fit me, but they fit you best.
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21:19 <@clydeC> I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC STILL
367.
21:20 <@clydeC> YOU HAVEN'T OFFERED ANY PROOF AGAINST THIS:
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21:20 <@clydeC> PURSES, ONLY FRIENDS WITH GIRLS, DILDOS
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21:20 <@clydeC> LOOK, IF I ORDERED SEX DVDS I WOULD GET FREE GIFTS THAT WERE FOR MEN
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21:20 <@clydeC> NOT FOR FREE GIFTS WHAT WERE FOR WOMEN
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21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Why don't you admit to everyone that you are the one who is "Coming out of the Closet".
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21:20 <@clydeC> UH, BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE CLOSET, YOU'RE THE ONE IN IT
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21:20 <@clydeC> HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOUR STUPID MIND TO COMPREHEND THIS
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21:20 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Quit wearing my face as your mask.
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21:20 <@clydeC> YOU'RE THE GAY ONE
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21:21 <@clydeC> WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FACE
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21:21 <@clydeC> YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY
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21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> AND YOU POOP YOURSELF
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21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHATS UP WITH THAT
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21:21 <@clydeC> YOUR FACE IS ONE A GAY MAN COULD LOVE
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21:21 <%ChrisChanSonichu> People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences.
382.
21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> UH, HI
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21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU DO THAT
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21:21 <@clydeC> UH
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21:21 <@BILLY_MAYS> A LOT
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21:21 <@clydeC> YOU JUST SAID THAT
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21:21 <@clydeC> TO ME
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21:21 <@clydeC> THE FIRST THING YOU SAID
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21:21 <@clydeC> WAS YOU'RE THE HOMO
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21:21 <@clydeC> SO, I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY!
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21:21 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have not.
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21:22 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
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21:22 <@clydeC> YOU'
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21:22 <@clydeC> YOU'RE LIAR AGAIN
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21:22 <@clydeC> LYING AGAIN
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21:22 <@clydeC> I'M SO ANGRY WITH YOU I CAN'T TYPE
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21:22 <@clydeC> THE RAGE OF RYAN CASH FILLS MY BLOOD
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21:22 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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21:22 <@clydeC> YES YOU HAVE
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21:22 <@BILLY_MAYS> YES YOU HAVE, BRB, GETTING IT
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21:22 <@clydeC> <ChrisChanSonichu> I am straight.
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21:22 <@clydeC> <clydeC> NO YOU'RE NOT
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21:22 <@clydeC> <ChrisChanSonichu> It is you who are the homo.
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21:22 <@clydeC> THAT IS WHAT YOU JUST SAID
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21:22 <@BILLY_MAYS> NEVERMIND, THERE IT IS
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21:22 <@clydeC> YOU FUCKING LIAR
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21:23 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did type that, but ONLY after you called me such.
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21:23 <@clydeC> YOU HAD NOTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE THAT
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21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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21:23 <@clydeC> I DO
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21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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21:23 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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21:23 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE THE PONIES, THE DILDOS, THE CONTINUAL DENIALS
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21:23 <@clydeC> WHY MUST A STRAIGHT MAN PROVE HE IS STRAIGHT
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21:23 <@clydeC> FOR 10 MINUTES
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21:23 <%ChrisChanSonichu> BEFORE I have ever returned that word against you, when have I ever used that word against you BEFORE you FIRST used it or the "G" word against me?
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21:24 <@clydeC> LOOk, I DON'T UNDERSTAND RETARD LOGIC
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21:24 <@clydeC> SO LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS
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21:24 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU CONTINUALLY MUST SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT
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21:24 <@clydeC> WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE
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21:24 <@clydeC> YOURSELF?
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> :D
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21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am trying to convince the disloyal people who have diswrongfully used those words against me.
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21:25 <@clydeC> STOP MAKING UP WORDS
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DISWRONGFULLY IS NOT A WORD.
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21:25 <@clydeC> WAIT DISWRONGFULLY
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21:25 <@clydeC> YOU MEAN TRUTHFULLY
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH SHIT
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DOUBLE NEGATIVE SON
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21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I mean UNWRONGFULLY.
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S NOT A WORD EITHER
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21:25 <@clydeC> ...OH MY GOD WHAT
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21:25 <@clydeC> I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW MY BRAINS OUT NOW
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21:25 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Wrongfully.
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21:25 <@BILLY_MAYS> DOUBLE NEGATIVE UP IN THIS HOE
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21:25 <@clydeC> NO WONDER YOU GOT AN F IN ENGLISH
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21:25 <@clydeC> BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND
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21:26 <@clydeC> RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MEXICO, STALKING MY NEXT PREY: CASSIE
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21:26 <@clydeC> AND YOU'RE OFF TO YOUR NEXT PREY: ROBERT SIMMONS
445.
21:26 <@clydeC> SERIOSULY, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO FEEL HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS
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21:26 <@clydeC> YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE COMEUPPANCE ALL OVER YOU
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21:26 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am trying to convince the disloyal the wrongful people who have wrongfully used those words against me.
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21:26 <@clydeC> CHRIS
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21:27 <@clydeC> YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS ABOUT YOUR SONICHU
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21:27 <@clydeC> BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY
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21:27 <@clydeC> I"M STRAIGHT! INSTeAD
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR .NET
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21:27 <@clydeC> (nothin' but net)
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOU .INFO
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR E-mAIL
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR ADAMEVE
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT YOUR AMAZON
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21:27 <@clydeC> I GOT EVERYTHING
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21:27 <@clydeC> AND THE THING YOU ARE WORRRIED ABOUT
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21:27 <@clydeC> IS THAT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE GAY
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21:27 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU ARE.
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21:28 <%ChrisChanSonichu> People who THINK such things may think them, but it is NOT the Truth; ONLY WRONGFUL THEORY.
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21:28 <@clydeC> IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT, PEOPLE WOULDN'T QUESTION YOU
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21:28 <@clydeC> LOOK AT ALL THE COMMENTS ON YOUR IAMSTRAIGHT VIDEO
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21:28 <@clydeC> NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE
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21:28 <@clydeC> CALLS YOU GAY
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21:28 <@clydeC> FACE IT, YOU ARE
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21:28 <@clydeC> EVEN IF YOU SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT, PEOPEL CAN SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUISE
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21:28 < canine> fffffffff
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21:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT I KNOW I'M STRAIGHT, IF SOMEBODY CALLS ME GAY, I DON'T FEEL A NEED TO RANT ABOUT IT FOR TEN MINUTES.
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21:29 <@BILLY_MAYS> JUST SAYIN'.
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21:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do not have to take this wrongful accusation.
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21:29 <@clydeC> FINE CHRIS
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21:29 <@clydeC> SINCE YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE CLOSET
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21:29 <@clydeC> NEXT MATTER I HAVE
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21:29 <@clydeC> SONICHU!
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21:29 <@clydeC> YOU'RE BELOVED CREATION
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21:29 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I could be continuing on to draw my comics, as I was doing, but I came here at the request of a gal-pal.
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21:29 <@clydeC> EXPLAIN HOW IT IS LEGAL
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21:29 <@clydeC> IT ISN"T
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21:30 <%ChrisChanSonichu> It is a PARODY, and Parodies are LEGAL.
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21:30 <@BILLY_MAYS> NOPE.
492.
21:30 <@clydeC> HOW IS IT A PARODY
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21:30 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Looks like Sonic; looks like Pikachu, but it is NOT.
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21:30 <@BILLY_MAYS> MY DICTIONARY ISN'T NEXT TO ME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE NEXT TO PARODY IT DOESN'T SAY "COMBINING TWO COPYRIGHTED THINGS"
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21:31 <@clydeC> I HAVE ONE
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21:31 <@clydeC> HERE IS THE DEFINITION
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21:31 <@clydeC> a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing
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21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF SONIC?
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21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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21:31 <@clydeC> DOES IT PARODY THE SONIC CYCLE?
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21:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, I am imitating that which has fascinated me for the long time.
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21:31 <@clydeC> NO IT DOESN'T
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21:31 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and Imiation is a form of flattery.
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21:31 <@BILLY_MAYS> IMITATION DOES NOT = PARODY
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21:32 <@clydeC> SONICHU DOES NOT MOCK SONIC
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21:32 <@clydeC> IN ANY WAY
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21:32 <@clydeC> SO THEREFORE IT IS NOT A PARODY
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21:32 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Sonichu has SPEED.
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21:32 <@clydeC> ...THAT'S NOT MOCKING
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21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO FUCKING WHAT
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21:32 <@clydeC> DO I HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP IN A DICTIONARY AS WELL?
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21:32 <@clydeC> to attack or treat with ridicule, contempt, or derision.
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21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> PARODY = SOMETHING THAT HAS SPEED?
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21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAAAA
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21:32 <@clydeC> BILLY MAYS, DON'T TRY TO COMPREHEND HIS RETARD SPEAK
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21:32 <@clydeC> YOU MIGHT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
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21:32 <@BILLY_MAYS> I'M TRYING TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
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21:33 <@BILLY_MAYS> BUT I'M ABOUT TO POUND THE ORANGE GLO
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21:34 <@clydeC> ARE YOU TRYING TO JUSTIFY SONICHU? YOU CAN'T, SO STOP WASTING YOUR EFFORT
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21:34 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.
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21:34 <@clydeC> FACE IT, SONICHU WILL NEVER MAKE IT ANYWHERE, YOU CAN GO TO NINTENDO BUT THEY'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN
525.
21:34 <@clydeC> WHAT THEY AREN'T REAL
526.
21:34 <@clydeC> WHAT ARE YOU DELUSIONAL
527.
21:34 <@clydeC> YES YOU DO HAVE TO JUSTIFY IT
528.
21:35 <@clydeC> OTHERWISE HOW IS MIYAMOTO GOING TO CONTINUE YOUR PROJECT
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21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> So what, I don't care. I can take an emotional letdown.
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21:35 <@clydeC> WHICH BY THE WAY< I TOLD HIM OF YES BEING GAY IS TRUE
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21:35 <@clydeC> AND YES, YOU WILL SHOW UP
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21:35 <@clydeC> IN WHICH I WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE
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21:35 <@clydeC> AND CREATE MY OWN GAME
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21:35 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
535.
21:35 <@BILLY_MAYS> A CHALLENGER APPEARS
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21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Go ahead.
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21:35 <@clydeC> ME AND BILLY MAYS WILL PRESENT OUR OWN PLAN FOR MY CREATION: VIVIAN AND KID'S AWESOME ADVENTURE
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21:35 <@clydeC> AND FACE IT
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21:35 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I snail-mailed him a photocopy of my driver's license.
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21:35 <@clydeC> YOU WILL BE LEFT ALL ALONE
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21:35 <@clydeC> AND HOW HAS THAT WORKED OUT FOR YOU
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21:36 <@BILLY_MAYS> ..... WHAT
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21:36 <@clydeC> HE STILL BELIEVES HE IS TALKING TO ME
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21:36 <@clydeC> AFTER ALL I AM "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
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21:36 <@clydeC> HE STILL THINKS THAT I'M CHRISTIAN EVEN AFTER THAT VIDEO
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21:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> one look at your face, and your hand signature, he will KNOW you are a fraud.
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21:36 <@clydeC> AND THEN HE'LL KNOW THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT SONICHU WAS A FRAUD
551.
21:36 <%ChrisChanSonichu> he may think it, but he DOES NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN.
552.
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21:36 <@clydeC> LEAVING YOUR SONICHU AND ROSECHU WITH NOTHING
554.
21:37 <@clydeC> HE'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
555.
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556.
21:37 <@BILLY_MAYS> BUT THEY CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
557.
21:37 <@clydeC> YEAH DON'T WORRY
558.
21:37 <@clydeC> SONICHU AND ROSECHU CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
559.
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21:37 <@clydeC> OH BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH SONICHU.NET AND SONICHU.INFO
561.
21:38 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do not like it, but I OWE YOU NO REACTION.
562.
21:38 <@clydeC> SWEET
563.
21:38 <@clydeC> LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT FOR IT BACK
564.
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21:38 <@clydeC> BUT SONICHU WILL BE SAD
566.
21:38 <@clydeC> IF YOU DON"T GET IT BACK
567.
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569.
21:38 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I do plan to fight back.
570.
21:38 <@clydeC> NO YOU DON'T
571.
21:38 <@clydeC> I HACKED IT
572.
21:38 <@clydeC> I'M RIGHT HERE
573.
21:39 <@clydeC> FIGHT ME
574.
21:39 <@clydeC> FIGHT ME I DARE YOU
575.
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21:39 <@clydeC> I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
579.
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21:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> you are THERE, NOT HERE at my house, so you come to me, then I will fight you.
581.
21:39 <@clydeC> YOU SHOULD COME TO ME
582.
21:39 <@clydeC> WHY SHOULD I COME TO YOU
583.
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587.
21:39 <%ChrisChanSonichu> what are you, sheep?
588.
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21:39 <@clydeC> NO, I SPENT ALL MY FUNDS GOING TO AUSTRALIA THEN MEXICO
590.
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21:40 <%ChrisChanSonichu> or chicken, but wait, chickens go at random, like planes without a destination; sheep follow in groups.
593.
21:40 <@clydeC> I DON"T UNDERSTAND
594.
21:40 <@clydeC> LOOK YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO WIN
595.
21:40 <@clydeC> SO YOU MUST COME TO ME
596.
21:40 <@clydeC> WHAT ELSE DO I WANT FROM YOU
597.
21:40 <@clydeC> NOTHING
598.
21:41 <@clydeC> SO YOU HAVE TO COME TO ME
599.
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21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> I DO NOT GET THE FARM ANIMAL REFERENCES
601.
21:41 <@clydeC> OH SHE MUST BE EMBARASSED
602.
21:41 <@clydeC> HEH.
603.
21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> SHEEP BEAT YOU UP, BUT CHICKENS DON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO DISTRACTED
604.
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21:41 <@BILLY_MAYS> OR... WHAT?
606.
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21:42 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, PROBABLY DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THAT EVIL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL
610.
21:42 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Something to win, yet, but something to EARN, NO. I do not have to prove myself to you; you are nothing but a bully witch is flawed with NO TRUE DESTINATION, so they pick on those who SEEM to be unable to defend themselves. But I am defending myself to you. If the shoe was on the other foot, would you be able to defend yourself?
611.
21:42 <@clydeC> WHO BY THE WAY, IS A FAGGOT
612.
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21:43 <@clydeC> OKAY CHRIS
614.
21:43 <@clydeC> I'LL GIVE YOU AN ALLY
615.
21:43 -!- mode/#sonichu [+h Sarah_May] by clydeC
616.
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617.
21:43 <@clydeC> SARAH MAY, FIGHT ME
618.
21:43 <@clydeC> DEFEND CHRIS
619.
21:43 <@clydeC> IF YOU CAN
620.
21:43 <%Sarah_May> I think you're all such bullies
621.
21:43 <%Sarah_May> You're taking this way too far
622.
21:43 <@clydeC> SARAH, WHAT DO YOU GET FROM DEFENDING THIS FOOL?
623.
21:44 <@clydeC> TELL ME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS
624.
21:44 <%Sarah_May> I LOVE Chris
625.
21:44 <@clydeC> THERE ARE MUCH BETTER MEN OUT THERE< LIKE ME
626.
21:44 <@BILLY_MAYS> SARAH
627.
21:44 <@BILLY_MAYS> MAY I ASK WHY
628.
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21:44 <@clydeC> REALLY? YOU LOVE A PERSON WHO IS JOBLESS, SHITS HIMSELF AND DEMANDS TO BE A "HOUSE HUSBAND"
630.
21:44 <%Sarah_May> No, I love Chris because he is an amazing person with a beautiful soul
631.
21:44 <%ChrisChanSonichu> :)
632.
21:44 <@clydeC> YOU KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO YOURSELF
633.
21:44 <%Sarah_May> Listen to me
634.
21:44 <@clydeC> HOW IS HIS SOUL BEAUTIFUL
635.
21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS me
636.
21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS all women
637.
21:45 <@clydeC> HE DRAWS A CHILDREN'S COMIC THAT FEATURES SEX
638.
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21:45 <@clydeC> OH REALLY?
640.
21:45 <%Sarah_May> YOU DON'T understand ANYONE!
641.
21:45 <@clydeC> HE UNDERSTANDS ALL WOMEN?
642.
21:45 <@clydeC> WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LESBIANS HE HAS OFFENDED
643.
21:45 <@clydeC> THEY ARE WOMEN TOO
644.
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645.
21:45 <%Sarah_May> He has not offended ANYONE. They are ALL TROLLS!
646.
21:45 <@clydeC> ARE YOU SAYING ALL LESBIANS ARE TROLLS?
647.
21:45 <@clydeC> OH WOW, YOU'RE JUST ABOUT AS STUPID AS CHRIS!
648.
21:45 <@cogsdev> wait, I'm a troll now?
649.
21:45 <@clydeC> oh cogs, dear sweet cogs.
650.
21:45 <%Sarah_May> Not at all, Clyde
651.
21:45 <@clydeC> Join me.
652.
21:46 <@clydeC> JOIN ME!
653.
21:46 <@clydeC> You don't need to be with this fool who hates your kind.
654.
21:46 <@cogsdev> i'm going to stay neutral in this one, clyde. i'm just here to keep this channel under control.
655.
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21:46 <@clydeC> Oh cogs, one day, you'll join me.
657.
21:46 <@clydeC> You'll realize Chris doesn't care for anyone, but himself.
658.
21:46 <@clydeC> A selfish pig.
659.
21:46 <@clydeC> ISN"T THAT RIGHT?
660.
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21:47 <@clydeC> NAME ONE SELFLESS THING YOU'VE DONE CHRIS
662.
21:47 <%Sarah_May> Clyde, you KNOW that all these 'offended gays' are TROLLS, so please admit it.
663.
21:47 <@clydeC> PROVE IT SARAH
664.
21:47 <@clydeC> PROVE THEY ARE TROLLS
665.
21:47 <@BILLY_MAYS> SO IF I GO CALL A GAY GUY A HOMO AND HE GETS OFFENDED, HE'S A TROLL
666.
21:47 <@BILLY_MAYS> DO I GOT THAT RIGHT
667.
21:47 <@clydeC> YOU"RE GOING TO CALL INNOCENT HUMANS TROLLS
668.
21:47 <@clydeC> FACE IT, THERE IS BOUND TO BE A FEW GAY SONICHU FANS
669.
21:47 <%Sarah_May> BECAUSE NO REAL PERSON WOULD BE OFFENDED BY HIM!
670.
21:47 <%Sarah_May> Open your eyes, you TROLLS!
671.
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21:48 <@clydeC> MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPEN MY DEAR, AND YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO REALIZE THAT CHRIS IS A HORRIBLE PERSON
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21:48 <@clydeC> ALL HE DID WAS HARASS MEGAN
676.
21:48 <@clydeC> UNTIL SHE WAS COMPELTELY DISGUSTED WITH HIM
677.
21:48 <@clydeC> OVER YEARS OF ABUSE FROM HIM
678.
21:48 <%Sarah_May> He did not HARASS Megan!
679.
21:48 <@clydeC> YES
680.
21:48 <@clydeC> I CAN QUOTE HER WORDS
681.
21:48 <@clydeC> "STOP TOUCHING ME!"
682.
21:48 <@clydeC> EVEN WITH THE CAPITALS
683.
21:48 <%Sarah_May> What you NEED to understand is that he is a frustrated, autistic virgin
684.
21:48 <%Sarah_May> He can't help himself
685.
21:48 <@clydeC> HE ISN'T AUTISTIC
686.
21:48 <%Sarah_May> YOU would do the same thing!!
687.
21:49 <@clydeC> HE'S JUST A NORMAL PERSON WHO CAN'T TAKE RESPONSBILITY FOR HIS ACTIONS
688.
21:49 <@clydeC> ONCE HIS PARENTS DIE
689.
21:49 <@clydeC> HE HAS NOTHING
690.
21:49 <@clydeC> HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
691.
21:49 <@clydeC> HOW TO PAY BILLS
692.
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21:49 <@clydeC> HOW TO DO ANYTHING
694.
21:49 <@clydeC> BESIDES JACK OFF
695.
21:49 <@clydeC> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
696.
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21:49 <%Sarah_May> Yes, and all YOU know how to do is be a MEANIE!!
698.
21:49 <@clydeC> WAIT
699.
21:50 <%ChrisChanSonichu> You go, girl! :)
700.
21:50 <@clydeC> YOU ADMIT TO LOVING A GUY WHO CAN'T COOK
701.
21:50 <@clydeC> WHO CAN'T PAY BILLS
702.
21:50 <@clydeC> WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING
703.
21:50 <@clydeC> BESIDES JACK OFF
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21:50 <@clydeC> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
706.
21:50 <@clydeC> OH MY GOD, NO WONDER YOU ARE SO DESPERATE
707.
21:50 <@cogsdev> Chris, please, talk for yourself
708.
21:50 <@clydeC> YOU MUST BE SO PATHETICALLY UGLY
709.
21:50 <%Sarah_May> All of you are such pessimists! Look at the GOOD side
710.
21:50 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I CAN COOK, and I can pay the bills, and I can handle life's responsibilities.
711.
21:50 <@cogsdev> you're just hiding behind Sarah
712.
21:50 <@clydeC> I BET YOU HAVE A DICK
713.
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21:50 <%Sarah_May> I don't have a dick, I can prove it
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21:51 <%ChrisChanSonichu> What you're saying, Clyde, is just the thing I WAS PROTESTING in the 17th Episode.
717.
21:51 <@clydeC> YOU WEREN"T PROTESTING SHIT
718.
21:51 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v QueerSonichuLuvr] by cogsdev
719.
21:51 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Your False accusations against innocent women.
720.
21:51 <@clydeC> WHAT WERE YOU PROTESTING
721.
21:51 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Ahem, may I say something?
722.
21:52 <@clydeC> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
723.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM IGNATIUS J. REILLY, PHD.
724.
21:52 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Your false accusations of True women being portrayed or theorized with dicks, when they are TRUE WOMEN WITH VAGINAS, Breasts and NOTHING ELSE.
725.
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21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I am a Gay and Lesbian Studies student at the University of New Orleans.
727.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I am a PROUD gay fan of Sonichu.
728.
21:52 <@clydeC> WHATEVER
729.
21:52 <@clydeC> YOU'RE NOT FAN OF SONICHU
730.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you have given me and so many homosexuals the courage to come out of the closet.
731.
21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM A TRUE FAN OF SONICHU!
732.
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21:52 <@clydeC> LOL
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21:52 <@clydeC> I LAUGH AT YOU
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21:53 <@clydeC> CHRIS HATES YOUR KIND
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21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In fact, my paper "Heterosexual Homoeroticism in Internet Subcultures: A Case Study" based on Sonichu comics will be in the fall issue of "Journal of Gay and Lesbian Subculture Studies"
739.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's what I'm wondering.
740.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us Chris?
741.
21:53 <@clydeC> YEAH, WHY CHRIS
742.
21:53 <@clydeC> I'M INTRIGUED MYSELF
743.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We're loyal Sonichu fans too :(.
744.
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21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've read all your comics.
746.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've spammed Jimmy Hill with hate mail.
747.
21:53 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v falsion] by clydeC
748.
21:53 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, he does not HATE you
749.
21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We eve made a float for Sonichu at the Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco.
750.
21:53 <+falsion> Finally, I get to talk. Chris, do you remember me?
751.
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> FURTHERMORE, REMEMBER THIS?
752.
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
753.
21:54 <+falsion> WAIT
754.
21:54 <+falsion> Let me talk
755.
21:54 <+falsion> CHRIS!
756.
21:54 <%ChrisChanSonichu> yes, I remember you.
757.
21:54 <@clydeC> NO
758.
21:54 <@clydeC> WAIT
759.
21:54 <@clydeC> I WANT TO HEAR THIS GUY OUT
760.
21:54 <@clydeC> WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR GAY SONICHU FANS
761.
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU JUST IGNORED THE GAY FAN
762.
21:54 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> :(
763.
21:54 <@BILLY_MAYS> LIKE COMPLETELY IGNORED HIM
764.
21:54 <+falsion> Yes, answer them first.
765.
21:54 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I am not ignoring anyone.
766.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You didn't answer my question, Chris :(.
767.
21:55 <@clydeC> YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER HIS QUESTION
768.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us gay Sonichu fans?
769.
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21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have been a hope and inspiration for us all.
771.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> To come out of the closet as homos.
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21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And made us proud to be gay.
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21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's why I started Gay 4 Sonichu.
775.
21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> As a tribute to you.
776.
21:55 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I appreciate the Homo fans, but nothing further than as good acquaintances. Let me ask you, what of my comic did you perceive as such?
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21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well, you have BEAUTIFUL rainbows in many of your comics.
779.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Most of your women are drawn like men.
780.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You sure do talk a lot about BALLS for a straight man, lol.
781.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have FABULOUS sense of clothing that would put any straight man to shame.
782.
21:56 <@cogsdev> i thought megtune was a great symbol for the lesbian community
783.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh!
784.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Let's not forget Megagi.
785.
21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Megagi and Bionic's relationship is a true inspiration to the gay community.
786.
21:57 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> A loving queer relationship, how fantastic!
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21:57 <%ChrisChanSonichu> The Rainbow represents the Rainbow of Chaos Emerald Energy, emmited from the accident; I draw what I can draw, and I MEANT ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS AS TRUE WOMEN; And I HAVE NO MEANING FROM USING THE WORD "balls" other than spherical objects that are NOTHING AFFILIATED with male parts.
789.
21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But rainbows are also the universal symbol for GAY PRIDE!
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21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Megagi is a WOMAN
792.
21:58 <%Sarah_May> You're all so immature!
793.
21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well she looks like a man to everyone else, honey.
794.
21:58 <@clydeC> BUT SHE DOESN"T HAVE BREASTS OR GOD GIVEN OVARIES
795.
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, Sarah, THEY ALL ARE.
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21:58 <%Sarah_May> Why is she purple and pink, then? Those are GIRL colours.
798.
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS.
799.
21:58 <@clydeC> THEY ARE ALSO GAY COLORS
800.
21:58 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.
801.
21:59 <@clydeC> WELL, DUH, SHE WAS A LESBIAN
802.
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well it's still your comic, sweetie.
803.
21:59 <+falsion> Chris, you once told me that you would be the "househusband" when I asked you about you getting a job to support yourself. What kind of straight man says they want to stay at home and do things that their wife is supposed to do?
804.
21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> SHE was the original creator of Megagi La Skunk.
805.
21:59 <@clydeC> OBVIOSULY SHE WOULD DRAW GAY GUYS
806.
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Falsion has a point.
807.
21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> and she gave me permission to use her.
808.
21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you are truly sexually liberated.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You are proud to break our gender barriers.
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21:59 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YOU ALL ARE IMATURE.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We know you are simply a victim of hetero persecution.
814.
21:59 <%Sarah_May> Stop it QueerSonichuLuvr!! This is ridiculous!
815.
21:59 <+falsion> Immature? I'm not the one typing in caps.
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21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> falsion has a point.
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21:59 <@clydeC> HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DRAWS SEX COMICS IN A SUPPOSED CHILDREN'S COMIC
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22:00 <@cogsdev> we're immature because we're secure about our sexuality?
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, and how sexually mature Chris is.
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Pointing out the facts of life to small children.
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22:00 <@clydeC> 8 YEAR OLDS DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> True, it was hetero sex and I got sick from Rosechu's axewound but still, very liberating.
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22:00 <%Sarah_May> CHRIS HAS TOLD YOU OVER 9000 TIMES THAT HE IS STRAIGHT AND STILL YOU DO NOT LISTEN!
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22:00 <%Sarah_May> WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT?
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22:00 <%Sarah_May> ARE YOU SO IN LOVE WITH HIM THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE GAY?
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22:00 <%ChrisChanSonichu> YES, Why can't you accept THE TRUTH, that I AM STRAIGHT.
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22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Besides Chris, how do you explain your personal ad?: http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A239898
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22:00 <+falsion> Because everything you've shown says otherwise.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh honey, I was like you. I use to have just female friends, think I was straight, acting all tough and macho and such.
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22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I did not create that page.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read your comics.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I could relate to your struggle.
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22:01 <@clydeC> YOU'RE LYING AGAIN, CHRIS.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> With your homoerotic urges.
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22:01 <+falsion> You can say a pen writes in blue but if it's a red pen, it's still a red pen no matter how many times you say it's a blue one.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I felt like I could be gay and proud.
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22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> How about the NAKED PICTURES I have drawn; HAVE YOU SEEN ANY UNCENSORED DICKS?
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22:01 <@Spankety> did I walk in on something? lol
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> NO!
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22:01 <@clydeC> YEAH, SONICHU'S DICK
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Those were had by TROLLS
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22:01 <+falsion> eer
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22:01 <+falsion> red
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22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DREW MORE NAKED VAGINAS!
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22:01 <+falsion> RED ONE
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22:01 <+falsion> my bad
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22:01 <+falsion> anyway you get the point
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22:01 <%ChrisChanSonichu> HE WAS CENSORED WITH A CONDOM.
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22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, us gay Sonichu fans have been fighting the trolls ourselves.
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22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In our own way.
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22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And we can only be "aquiantinces" with you?
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22:02 <@clydeC> WHATEVER I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH THESE FAGGOTS
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22:02 <+falsion> You can say the sky is green. BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THAT THE SKY IS BLUE DOES IT? I CAN SAY THE SKY IS GREEN 100 TIMES. DOES IT MAKE IT TRUE?
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22:02 <@clydeC> AND LOOK YOUR SUPPOSED CREATOR
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22:02 <@clydeC> ISN'T DEFENDING YOU
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22:02 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Yes, acquaintances.
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22:02 <+falsion> Does it?
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22:02 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, you are making him uncomfortable
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22:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> But that does NOT MEAN that I would not walk or work around such people.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well that is my intention. Chris is my hero and he's the reason I'm going to get my PhD in Gay and Lesbian studies.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I heard you wanted to imprison all of us :(
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22:03 <+falsion> You don't need to. They're already all around you.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And put us all in prison until we're straight.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> By forcing women to have sex with us.
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22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just because I like men doesn't mean I'm forcing it on anyone.
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22:03 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have never had any intentions of portraying ANY homosexuality in my comics.
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22:03 <@clydeC> NAITSIRHC
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22:03 <@clydeC> MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
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22:04 <@clydeC> OBVIOUSLY YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR HOMOSEXUAL URGES
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Yes, Naitsirhc.
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That was a big part of my thesis paper.
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> How it represents your fight against your homoerotic urges.
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But it's okay Chris.
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22:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man, and I BEAT HIM UP.
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We all had those urges.
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22:04 <@clydeC> OH, HE'S THE STRAIGHT ONE?
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22:04 <%ChrisChanSonichu> even though he had the best over me in that battle.
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22:04 <@clydeC> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
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22:04 <@clydeC> SO YOU'RE GAY
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22:04 <@canine> so, you're suppressing your homosexual urges?
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22:04 <@clydeC> JUST AS I THOUGHT
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22:04 <@cogsdev> so you advocate beating up gays?
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22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Dr. Kinsey said most men have homosexual urges.
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22:04 <%Sarah_May> Clyde stop being such a child!
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22:04 <@cogsdev> that's just barbaric
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22:05 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I, Christian Weston Chandler am STRAIGHT; Reldnahc Notsew Naitirhc is the homo.
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22:05 <+falsion> I don't know about you, but I don't have a gay counterpart.
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22:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> <%ChrisChanSonichu> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man
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22:05 <@BILLY_MAYS> HA!
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22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you were really straight, how come you have to defend it so hard?
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22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> All the people I knew who defended their sexuality so much were the most sexually insecure ones.
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22:06 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Because I HAVE IMMATURE JERKS LIKE YOU BUNCH TO TELL THE TRUE INFORMATION TO OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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22:06 <@clydeC> YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT
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22:06 <@clydeC> BUT THAT'S NOT PROOF
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22:06 <@clydeC> YOU CAN SAY I'M GAY
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22:06 <@clydeC> BUT WHERE"S YOUR PROOF
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22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you're so certain about your sexuality, why defend it?
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22:06 <@cogsdev> clyde, we're not jerks, we just want the truth
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22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> It was you who said in your advice video not to listen to the peanuts.
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22:06 <+falsion> What did I say? You can repeat yourself 100 times. I can tell you 100 times that the sky is green. IS IT?
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22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Your words have inspired so many gays.
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22:06 <+falsion> No, it's blue.
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Sonichu is the latest thing in Castro Street.
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22:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS AS YOU FUCKING POSSIBLY CAN, I AM FUCKING STRAIGHT FOR WOMEN, THEIR VAGINAS, THEIR BREASTS, and most importantly, I AM STRAIGHT FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL SWEETNESS.
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22:07 <@clydeC> NOT ALL WOMEN ARE SWEET
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22:07 <@clydeC> MY EX WAS A FIESTY BITCH
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Indeed.
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22:07 <@BILLY_MAYS> WOW, YOU'RE SWEARING
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22:07 <@clydeC> BUT DAMN I LOVED HER
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22:07 <@BILLY_MAYS> THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL
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22:07 <@canine> chris, you're very sexist
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22:07 <@clydeC> TOO BAD SHE'S DEAD
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Several broke my hearts :(
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read Sonichu comics and saw how great it is to be gay.
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22:07 <@clydeC> GOD, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE SEXIST
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And then I came out of the closet.
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22:07 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I DESPISE MEN for their IMMATURITY and CRUELTY.
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Now I live with my boyfriend.
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22:07 <@clydeC> WHAT
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22:07 <%Sarah_May> LISTEN TO HIM! YOU'RE ALL SO DISGUSTING!
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22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And it's so great.
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22:08 <@cogsdev> yeah chris, you're right
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22:08 <@cogsdev> you call everyone a jerk like a child
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22:08 <@cogsdev> and cruelly dismiss your gay fans
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22:08 <@cogsdev> and advocate their brutal beating
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22:08 <%Sarah_May> YOU SAY THAT HE IS REPEATING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
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22:08 <@clydeC> I KNEW HE WAS PRETENDING!
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22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Also Chris, lots of your male characters in your comics are totally passive.
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22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just like so many gay guys I know.
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22:09 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I ONLY CALL THE Majority of Men Jerks, because they ARE mostly Jerks, due to their Impulsive Rage and Immaturity.
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22:09 <@canine> ChrisChanSonichu: you're really sexist
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22:09 <@canine> i am offended
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, I can be immature at times but I don't have any rage.
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Coming out of the closet helped me with that.
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I was able to be happy with myself and with the world.
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22:09 <@BILLY_MAYS> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID "FUCKING".
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22:09 <@cogsdev> i'm so fucking angry right now, i need a drink, back in a minute or two
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22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I've been the target of a hate crime once where I was brutally beaten for being gay, but I remembered Joseph's lesson of forgiveness.
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22:10 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you will be so happy when you come out. All your gay fans will support you and welcome you with open arms into the community.
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22:11 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
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22:11 <%ChrisChanSonichu> PEACE OUT!
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22:11 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I'm sorry D:.